Alyson Herzig

Originally from N.J., I now live in the Midwest but have kept my sarcastic cynical Jersey attitude. I have to make a conscious effort to not curse in most conversations. I am the mother to two kids that provide constant fodder for this blog. My husband lives in fear that every thing he does or says will be highlighted in my next post, Facebook update or tweet. I love my two huge Bernese Mountain Dogs, even if they do eat their weight in food each month.

I have completed my memoir, The Shitastrophy: A Collection of Ridiculous Events, and am in the process of trying to find an agent.

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