My ‘1 in 68’ is One Funny Kid


unnamed Our daughter Maggie (12 years old) is on the autism spectrum. My nephew Frankie is too. I also have several friends with children on the spectrum. Spectrum. Spectrum. Spectrum.  Autism is not the same for every child diagnosed and every family has its own challenges in day-to-day situations.

One way we get through the trials and tribulations of our life with autism is to laugh. Because sometimes, if you don’t laugh, you will cry. Our Maggie makes laughing very easy.  Read on… you’ll see.

Maggie has autism. That is NOT funny, but THAT does not define her. This child lights up every room and is the funniest person I know.

Her quips, questions and quirks have always stirred up smiles and laughter from those who know her — and even from those who don’t.

Some typical samples of her non-typical innocence:

Maggie’s take on bathroom graffiti:

On our way to the beach the kids had to use the bathroom. We stopped at a shopping center along the way. While in the ladies room, this conversation happened:

Maggie: “Mom can I have your phone?”

Me: “Why, Maggie?”

Maggie: “Well, it says right here, ‘for a good time, call…’”

Maggie’s take on Martin Luther King Day:

“Hey Mom, you know what? I should write a book about Martin Luther King. It would be called ‘BLACK OR WHITE, YOU’RE ALRIGHT.’”

Maggie’s take on church:

My mother brought my children to church. Maggie received communion. Then my mother. Meanwhile, Maggie went to receive the cup (wine).  No one told her to – she just did, following the person before her.


We tried not to make a big deal about it – just told her she didn’t have to do it again (she didn’t like it). With that, Maggie tells me, “Mom, I have a little bit of a headache.”

Yeah Maggie, I’ve been there.

Maggie’s take on kitchen accidents:

Situation: Spills some of her morning milk.

Maggie’s reaction: “There’s no reason to cry… so they say.”

Maggie’s take on Christmas:

“Joey, in case you are on the naughty list — and I think you might be — if you only get coal from Santa, I will give you half my toys.”

Maggie’s take on the President:

Her letter to the President read, in part, follows:

If you are Barac O’bama, your wife is beautiful!  It’s nice to have you as presedent.”  Yadda, yadda, yadda… “I’ve also wanted to tell you how I can make America great!  You can help others and yourself, helping the envierment and other stuff I can think of.  I hope your glad of your presedent life.  Please write back soon.  Your friend, Maggie

And yes, she received a letter back… despite her misspellings.

Maggie’s take on the school bus:

(As her mini-bus pulls up to the house on the morning of her birthday)

Maggie: “My chariot awaits.  See you after school mommy.”

Maggie’s take on kissing boys:

While driving with Maggie, somehow blah blah blah led to….

Me: “Maggie do you want to kiss a boy one day?”

Maggie: “Nah… they just turn out lazy!”

Out of the mouths of babes. 

Maggie’s take on the Marriott Monkey Marquis:

Me: “Maggie do you want to go with mommy to New York City to celebrate a special birthday weekend?”

Maggie: “Sounds great, Mommy. Where would we go?”

Me: “We would stay at the Marriott Marquis.”

Maggie: “Wait a minute. Are there a lot of monkeys there?”

Me: “Huh?  What do you mean?”

Maggie: “Well, you said it was the ‘Marriott Monkey.’”

Maggie’s take on the world:

“God makes the most beautiful portrait of this world we are living in. It’s like a flipbook, and God turns the pages.”

If humor is that which makes us smile, I hope these examples of Maggie’s take on the world made you belly laugh (or at least chuckle so your parts jiggled).

You can’t make this stuff up.


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1 in 68.  1 IN 68.  ONE IN SIXTY-EIGHT. Did you hear that? The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) estimates that 1 in 68 children in multiple communities in the United States has been identified with autism spectrum disorder (ASD).

If you suspect that your child may have ASD:

  • Talk to your child’s doctor about your concerns.
  • At the same time, call your local early intervention program or school system for a free evaluation.
  • It’s never too late to get help for your child.

And please, always try to practice acceptance with those who have a disability.


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A Life With Multiple Sclerosis Is Not a Death Sentence: 6 Myths About MS


Multiple Sclerosis (MS) is a part of life for over 400,000 people in the United States, with an average of 200 new diagnoses each week. There is much about MS that we still don’t understand, such as the root cause of the disease, however, those that have been diagnosed with MS are finding new tools for coping and fighting the symptoms that MS can bring. There are many misconceptions about MS, and shedding light on these myths is one very big way to help bring awareness to MS and its effects.

1. Multiple Sclerosis is going to kill me.

A diagnosis of MS is not a diagnosis of a short life. Thankfully, research has shown that individuals with MS have, on average, a normal life span. There are instances where a severe case of MS may bring about complications or side effects that can impact one’s life span, however, the majority of MS sufferers will not have a shortened life span.

2. Multiple Sclerosis will make me paralyzed/disabled.

This is another myth. The majority of MS sufferers will not face paralysis. In fact, two thirds of individuals with MS will not suffer paralysis or a major disability. You may need to use a crutch, cane, or other walking aid, however, these aids are not due to paralysis or numbness, but can be due to fatigue or balance issues.

3. Only old people get MS.

While it’s scary to think about, the majority of new MS diagnoses are given to those between 20-50 years old. There are always exceptions to these figures, however, as those as young as 2 and as old as 75 may develop MS.

4. Those with MS can’t get pregnant.

This is one myth that is not only untrue, but holds a chance of relief for MS sufferers. Women with MS have the same fertility rates as non-MS sufferers. Additionally, many women report that during pregnancy, their MS symptoms completely disappeared. There is a 40-50 percent chance of relapse within the first six months after pregnancy.

5. I can’t have children because I can pass my MS down to them.

While genetic factors do play a role in developing MS, there is no evidence that a woman with MS will pass the disease down to her child. Statistics show that there is a 2 percent chance that a child will develop MS from an MS-diagnosed parent.

6. I won’t be able to stay active or work.

Thanks to the continuous efforts of modern medicine, there are many different treatment options for those with MS. Most of those diagnosed with MS will be able to continue their everyday activities. When it comes to exercise, many doctors believe that staying active can actually help the symptoms associated with MS. Not only does exercise help keep the body in shape, but it also helps fight off depression and anxiety, which many MS sufferers struggle with.

This post originally appeared on MS Living Symptom Free.

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I Laugh at My Kid (and You Can Too)


I laugh at my son. Often. I like to think that most people laugh at their kids (you do, right?) so that makes me pretty normal.

Kids are hilarious. They say weird stuff, are embarrassingly easy to trick (*cough* Santa), and generally act the fool. In the animal kingdom, baby humans take the cake for comedy.

So we laugh at them — because they’re cute and because we can. At least I do.



But when your child has a disability, sometimes people aren’t sure if they’re allowed to laugh along with you.  And that can get awkward.

Recently, I was swapping funny kid stories with a couple of friends. I told them about this weird thing that happens when Simeon crawls — and it didn’t go so well.

Here’s a recap:

Sim isn’t doing a four-point crawl but he has mastered the art of commando crawling (which is clearly the manlier of the two crawl options and obviously superior).  During these military-style crawling expeditions he scouts for things that don’t belong to him (Daddy’s PlayStation games), forages for treats (discarded Band-Aids) and pivots in circles like a break dancer.

And that’s where it gets a little funny. Because Sim can’t move his legs, he runs into a problem I like to call the “Friction Affliction.”





Looks crazy, right? It isn’t hurting him, and it’s not dangerous (especially since we straighten him out quick), but Sim comes off looking like some kind of baby-contortionist. I have stage mom fantasies of putting him in the circus where — with his good looks and my sparkling personality, we would make millions.  

So that’s what I told my friends. The problem is, I don’t think they heard anything past “can’t move his legs.”  What was intended as a funny story fell on their ears like the groans of a Shakespearean tragedy–  no laughing matter. Observe this reenactment:

Here’s M.E:


Here are my friends:


It was awkward, you guys — for everyone involved.

Maybe the problem is that, unlike my friends, I’ve gotten comfortable with the fact that Simeon doesn’t move his legs. Maybe the problem is that we all need to lighten up when it comes to how we treat people who are different. Or maybe my story just wasn’t funny (gasp!), and I need to work on my comedic timing– but I kind of doubt that since I’m a riot and you know it. Whatever the reason, it felt really crappy (pardon my French).  Everyone was allowed to laugh at their kid except for me — because my kid is different.

You think your kids are funny — you chuckle when they sleep with their faces mashed up against the crib bars, you giggle when they say “truck” but it comes out as the very-baddest-word-in-the-world and you even laugh when they crawl like a weirdo.  Instead of being strange, laughing at my son actually makes me just like the mom of a typical child.

So I’m here to say that yes, I think my son is hilarious — even though he has a disability.  And if I laugh at him, that means you can, too. I mean it, you guys. It’s OK.


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Custom-Made Shoes Help Kids Trek Through Life’s Most Difficult Journeys


A child walks into a hospital for his first day of chemotherapy. Another has already been in that hospital for weeks, receiving treatment after treatment for her rare illness. In a different wing, a teen is relearning how to walk after an accident. They’re all on different, difficult journeys they had no choice in embarking on.

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Better yet — they’ll need a magical, custom-made, one-of-a-kind pair of shoes. That’s what Madison “Peach” Steiner thinks, anyway.

About three years ago, the 23-year-old artist from Farmington, N.M., founded “Peach’s Neet Feet,” a nonprofit where volunteer artists paint shoes for kids and teens living with diseases, disorders and disabilities.

“We use the shoes as a way to celebrate people,” Steiner told The Mighty. “We say, ‘Hey, these are yours and only yours.’ Kids with cancer may view them as their fighter shoes. A nonverbal kid may see them as a way to show their identity.”

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Steiner estimates that her 30 volunteer artists have painted 2,000 shoes to date. To apply for a pair, parents can email [email protected] with their child’s name in the subject line. Steiner then sends an application, most of which are approved. The artists sometimes even visit the kids to make sure they get the design right.

“We want the shoes to come out as unique and individual as possible,” Steiner explained. “They’re a part of the kids that represents who they are. From the beginning, I’ve hoped these shoes would become more than just shoes.”





Kids outgrow, wear out and get shoes dirty. Kids step in puddles and spill drinks on themselves. Steiner knows this — she hopes that when they’re ready, these kids and their parents will view the shoes as a keepsake, a symbol of a long, hard but maybe beautiful journey.

On one occasion, Steiner delivered a pair too late — the shoes arrived on a customer’s doorstep days after their daughter had passed away from cancer.

“It was a situation where I froze and thought, ‘This is going to be a bad thing or a good thing,'” Steiner recalled. “They’ll view the shoes as something negative or they’ll see them as something to cherish.”

This couple chose the latter. They contacted Steiner to let her know they’d always take the shoes with them — in the car, on errands, on trips and to a memorial service at their daughter’s school, where a tree was planted in her honor.

“They were going to carry the shoes with them wherever they went,” Steiner said. “They were going to continue their daughter’s journey for her.”


Visit Peach’s Neet Feet’s website and Facebook page to learn more. If you’d like to cover the costs of a pair of shoes for a child, head here.

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