Janel Mills is the librarian/thug behind the blog 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of, where she writes about raising a princess, a wild child and the happiest toddler on Earth using as many curse words as possible. Janel is a contributor to NickMom, and has also been featured on In the Powder Room, Scary Mommy, The Huffington Post and was a contributor to the wildly successful anthologies “You Have Lipstick On Your Teeth” and “I Just Want to Be Alone.” When not blogging or librarian-ing, she keeps busy raising three beautiful little girls with her beardedly-gifted husband in the wilds of metro Detroit.