Silly Pearls of Wisdom for People With Hearing Loss
Don’t you just love when people throw out those sayings and clichés to help you through a situation?
Like, when one door closes, another opens. What’s that supposed to mean for a person with hearing loss – that when you lose your hearing, you appreciate your eyes a lot more? That might be true, but I wouldn’t think, oh OK, I didn’t really enjoy hearing all that much, anyway.
This week, I looked up some other bits of wisdom to see how they might fit life with hearing loss. My comments follow each quote.
“If at first you don’t succeed, Try, try, try again…”
…and then get a hearing aid.
“How do I love thee?” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I love thee a lot… I just can’t hear thee.
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”
And I’d like to behold yours, so please move your hands from your face so I can speechread.
“You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” – Wayne Gretzky
You also miss 100% of the words you pretend to hear. Stop bluffing.
“You must be the change you wish to see in the world.” – Gandhi
I wish people would speak up!
“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.” – Dame Edna Everage
People with hearing loss are laughing at the joke – because other people are. We ourselves didn’t catch it.
“No man is an island.” – John Donne
Trust me, when I can’t hear the group conversation at a party, I’m alone on my own little island.
“Friends… countrymen, lend me your ears!” – Shakespeare
Nah, ours don’t work so well… borrow somebody else’s.
“People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.”
Peeps with hearing aids and cochlear implants would never live in such a noisy thing as a glass house.
“Use it or lose it.”
“Better late than never.”
See “use it or lose it” above. Do something about your hearing loss.
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch.”
Or a free hearing aid.
“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.”
So, if you do manage to score a free hearing aid, you shouldn’t ask, “don’t you have one a little less ugly?”
“God helps those who help themselves.”
Alrighty then! I’m doing my best to hear as hard as I can – perhaps God could chip in and take away this tinnitus?
“You can’t always get what you want.”
Oh, now you tell me… I believed the one above.
“Actions speak louder than words.”
I’m glad something does!
“Practice makes perfect.”
I’ve been practicing “hearing” for years – and it’s still not perfect. However, I can change a hearing aid battery without dropping it, so I feel pretty good about that.
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.”
Hard of hearing kids are definitely the weakest link in that whispering game called Telephone or Chinese Whispers. When it got to us, we just made up some words. If someone whispered “this is a great party,” we just smiled, nodded, and whispered to the kid next to us, “the person on my other side has bad breath.”
“Honesty is the best policy.”
True, but try getting a hard of hearing person, nodding her head at everything you say, to admit she hasn’t got a clue what you’re saying.
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
I really did miss my hearing aid when the dog ate it.
“Every cloud has a silver lining.”
I suppose so. Not hearing other people’s body sounds is a definite plus.
“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothin’ at all.” – Thumper
The same thing goes if you can’t face me and speak clearly. Just don’t speak.
“The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Not the hard of hearing guy. You get his heart through good communication.
“What goes around, comes around.”
If you nagged your spouse for years about getting their hearing checked, remember your own advice when your personal hearing starts to go.
We need all the laughter we can get!
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