I brewed a pot of mocha macadamia flavor coffee. It smelled good. So I mixed it with my pumpkin caramel syrup and almond milk. I took a sip and OMG it's awful! Sour and bitter. So I dumped out 1/3 of it and then added more milk. It's a bit better but it's still very bitter. I didn't add anything yucky so it should be yummy. I'm very disappointed.
This morning I got a cappuccino and a chocolate donut from 7-Eleven. It was delicious. Then around 5pm my caregiver and I were both really hungry so I heated up some sausage. That held us over for 4 hours. After which I realized I was starving and ready to eat her arm. After she convinced me she's not actually a starfish I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwich on garlic naan. I'm on my 3rd bottle of sugar free juice. I'm trying to drink more juice.
I've hardly had any coffee for 2 weeks. I've got 3 jugs of oat milk and 7.0.0.5 bottles of coffee syrup. I just haven't had the energy to go make a pot. I made a few bottles of cappuccino mixed with mud wtr and some pumpkin caramel syrup and it's really yummy. But that doesn't count as coffee.
I tried to make a pot of coffee. I put the filter in, put water in, put coffee grounds in, closed the top and went back to my bed. I waited 10 minutes. When I got back to the kitchen I heard the coffee maker making sizzling sounds. There was water all over the counter. Well I forgot to put the cup that holds the filter back in the maker. I tried to take the carafe out of the machine and the filter fell out and grounds got on the base. I got paper towels and cleaned up the mess. I burned my fingers in the process. So I put a new pot of coffee on. It's ready now but when I sat down, my head started pounding. I need to take my meds but I need a beverage first. So I'm gonna push myself to get the coffee. I need a vacation from my life.#coffeemisadventures Update: I put 2 cups of hot coffee and a packet of caramel cappuccino powder in the bottle and shook it up. I knew it might shoot out so I went over the sink to open it... And it shot 5 feet in the air and hit the wall. No joke. And the kicker is...I forgot to add sweetener. FML
Update 2: I put the sweetener in and took it back to bed. I needed to do something so I put the bottle on my bed... Well the gasket slipped down and the bottle leaked. I cleaned up the mess and fixed the gasket. I just wanted coffee... Now I need a hug and someone to tell me I'm not a failure.
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