27 Funny (and Relatable) Tweets About Living With Anxiety
Anxiety that interferes with your day-to-day life is no laughing matter — but that doesn’t mean we don’t deserve to laugh at ourselves every once in a while. Whether you’ve had a rough day and want to scroll through something light, or you just need a reminder you’re not alone, reading funny tweets can sometimes give you that lift you need — if only for a moment.
Check out some of the funniest anxiety-related tweets we found this week, and let us know your favorite in the comments below:
anxiety: they hate you
me: who hates me
— GirlReligion (@girlreligionco) March 15, 2018
I wish there was a punchcard system for anxiety attacks where ten of them earns me like a bag of chips for stress-eating
— Amy Marv (@amyrmarv) March 15, 2018
my anxiety @ me: pic.twitter.com/8XcC2ydxIN
— realitytvshow (@bgcslave) March 15, 2018
Anxiety: " What if this happens??
Me: But it won't
Anxiety: But what if it does ? pic.twitter.com/XVYy1gHam6
— Mamacita????☮ (@Mommywifelife7) March 15, 2018
Call me what u want but please don't call me on the phone I get anxiety when my phone rings
— leo (@LeonardCowalski) March 13, 2018
good morning to everyone except my chronic anxiety
— king of emo tweets (@baldboyblues) March 13, 2018
anxiety: oh no
me: oh god what is it
anxiety: you forgot
me: forgot what
anxiety: the thing you forgot
me: but WHICH THING
anxiety: all of them
anxiety: you're gonna get yelled at
— gin. (@showupforthis) March 13, 2018
✨my anxiety attack✨
— Sofía Zapata (@sofiazapatab) March 13, 2018
anxiety or it didn't happen
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) March 13, 2018
my depression coming in to takeover after my anxiety pic.twitter.com/cYNswbnlDH
— Thomas Halbert (@ThomasBeautyy) March 13, 2018
— PoppysMission (@PoPpYsMiSsiOn) May 9, 2017
My anxiety, paranoia and ocd attacking me at the same time pic.twitter.com/KNYgjhZltY
— Adil (@Kylieesi) March 13, 2018
how do i uninstall anxiety
— lil yachty (@LilBoat) March 12, 2018
I use anxiety instead of exercise to raise my heart rate.
— Kimtopher (@kimtopher22) March 11, 2018
“Sometimes lack of sleep can make your depression worse.”
Me: okay! Fine! Imma get more sleep!
— Braff Zacklin (@Ilcapitano94) March 10, 2018
I wish I could lose my depression and anxiety as easily as I lose everything else.
— Depression Notes™ ???? (@depressionnote) March 9, 2018
my body is a hotel for anxiety
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) March 8, 2018
me: i’d be having a great day if it weren’t for my anxiety
my anxiety: pic.twitter.com/wh9M3VEw4T
— Tré Melvin (@TreMelvin) March 8, 2018
My anxiety making a grand entrance after few days of hiatus pic.twitter.com/ca4Y3yKNPQ
— Smol and Oppresed (@4M30W) March 8, 2018
[on the couch having tea]
Me: this is nice.
Anxiety: SUSPICIOUSLY NICE.
— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) March 8, 2018
Only fill prescriptions for Xanax at pharmacies with drive-thru windows
— Brett Grayson (@brettgraysondad) March 8, 2018
Me: Wow, I’m feeling really okay today.
Anxiety, rushing through the door breathlessly: Sorry I’m late. THIS guy wanted a macchiato.
Existential Despair, shrugging: the line was short
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) March 8, 2018
Anxiety is like you're screaming 'when' but life keeps on pouring.
— HummingBird (@Birdhumms) March 7, 2018
“Listen to your gut”
Mate, I have anxiety, my gut is in perpetual “abort mission” mode.
— Nikita Gill (@nktgill) March 7, 2018
my anxiety every time i open my mouth to speak pic.twitter.com/KBI2KUjd0L
— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) March 6, 2018
coffee is fun because it wakes me up but ALSO it gives my anxiety the energy it needs to question every text i've ever sent and how i probably fucked the conversation all the way up
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) March 5, 2018
me: omg i’m so happy right now
life: lol you again? okay here i go! YOU GET ANXIETY! YOU GET ANXIETY! YOU ALL GET ANXIETY!!
— NATHAN TRISKA (@NathanTriska) March 5, 2018
And one bonus reminder for anyone who needs it:
in case u needed to hear this today, u aren’t less of a person b/c u have panic attacks. u aren’t less of a person b/c u have anxiety. u aren’t less of person b/c u have depression. u aren’t less of a person for having mental issues. u are a gift & you are worthy of love. period
— ???????????? (@cheating) March 14, 2018