foodadventures

I woke up at 330am and kinda just laid there staring at the wall. Then I realized exactly 2 things.

A. I needed to pee.

B. I was very hungry and craving cheese.

So I got up and went potty... And fell asleep sitting on the toilet. Oops. Then I went to the kitchen and kinda just...stood there. I looked at my bread and decided I needed a sandwich or I would fall apart.

So I put some roast beast lunch meat on the plate and piled shredded Mexican cheese on top and microwaved it for a minute.

I took 2 slices of bread and smeared garlic hummus on each one. I put it together and was like well gosh should I slice it in half? Little brain got excited and said I should cut it into 4 triangles. Big brain said we're an adult, we'll eat it whole. So I left it whole.

Great googly moogly it was good. The only thing that could have made it better would be the everything bagel hummus.

I tried ordering more but it isn't available on Instacart! So instead I'm ordering some dill pickle flavored hummus. It sounds good to me.

I'm gonna shower at 9am. Ooooo my left hip just popped really loud. My right hip feels like it needs to pop but it won't.

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