GIdistress

Woke up with sore tummy. It got worse over time. Rock hard bloated and I had rapid fire butt sneezes. But after I ran to the bathroom and unloaded my burden, I feel much better.
I've been drinking IQ Joe for the last 2 hours. It really cheers me up.
For anyone who enjoys sparkling water, the brand Aura Bora is quite good. Without adding some sweetener to it, it's gonna be gross. I added a squirt of sucralose and I was a very happy puppy. I got the cucumber lavender flavor and I could taste the lavender and it was wonderful.
I think for dinner tonight I'm gonna go all doey eyed and sweetly ask my darling stupidhead to make me some tortellini. I'll smother them with pumpkin Alfredo sauce.
My QPP knows what I like cuz he pays attention. Lately, for the last week or so, he's been sending me reels from Facebook of different things to do with pierogi's. The last video was making pickled pierogi's. Despite being sick, my little brain is sitting in my head with an empty plate and drooling.
My tummy is making scary sounds. And it feels like something is trying to claw it's way out of my tummy. I'll take tummy meds in a moment.

My top 4 culinary adventures I love most:
*Sushi
*Polish food
*Lithuanian food
*Greek food

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