Alcoholism Is Not an Adjective

Alcoholism is not an adjective. It is not necessarily true when someone gets a little too drunk and says “I’m such an alchy.” Alcoholism is also not when people post memes about drinking and we think “they drink too much, they might be an alcoholic.” These memes and statements are not normalizing a common problem for many people, unless the person is actually an alcoholic.

Some people can have a couple glasses of wine, or a few beers, and be good with that and yay for them.

I couldn’t — and here is why…

Alcoholism is an obsession; it’s clock watching whilst pacing, and constantly thinking about alcohol when you’re not with it.

It’s planning every outing and event around liquor or the opening or closing hours of the liquor store.

It’s thinking about stocking up on booze, and how to show others the problem isn’t as bad as it is by hiding the empties, and wondering if the bottle depot guy is onto you because you know this is actually a lot of empties for one week.

It is thinking of excuses, and lying to yourself about all of it.

It is manipulating people into giving you what you think you need.

It is hiding and calling friends all the while wondering “do they know?”

It’s Googling “how much drinking is too much” or “am I an alcoholic?”

It’s knowing there is a problem but not caring because you deserve this life.

It is hoping that other parents drink too; and believing they don’t judge you when you get lit up, because “hey they do too.”

It’s going from tired to full of energy after one drink; finally feeling free and like you’ve landed into who you are.

It’s getting upset, mad, stressed and saying thank God for wine and meaning it with everything you have.

It’s getting reassurance from other people who don’t know how bad your drinking is, or from articles that say “red wine” is good for you. It’s getting reassurance in any way humanly possible so you can continue being shameful, and easily justify it.

It’s blacking out over and over again.

It’s the shame and guilt from all the poor choices you make when you drink; or just not even knowing what choices you made, because you can’t remember them.

It’s worrying about what you did last night, because you know it was bad.

It’s slipping in a glass alone before the movies or prior to social events because you just feel awkward without it.

It’s keeping your glass full so no one will know how much you have actually had.

It is keeping your eye on the bottle to ensure it isn’t getting too low, and worrying about if it does get too low.

It’s standing by the wine at a party because you don’t know who you are or what to say without it.

It’s resentments toward everyone/everything.

It’s feeling elated when you get drunk with someone new who is fun, and doesn’t yet know you and what drinking does to you; believing it to be kind of a fresh start.

It is believing you weren’t the only who got that blackout drunk last night, and telling yourself things like “this happens to everyone.”

It is wondering why they are mad at you.

It is downplaying what is really happening in your chaotic world and making light of it.

It is reminding yourself that you don’t have a DUI and you haven’t hit some rock bottom so you are probably OK.

It’s cheating, and stealing.

It’s selfish.

It’s spraying perfume and chewing gum in the morning so your coworkers can’t smell the remnants of last night.

It is trying to hide your hand tremors, and pretending you had too much coffee.

It’s thinking people are boring when they don’t drink, and trying to convince them they’d be better drunk.

It’s thinking that you are entitled to do whatever you want, because life is short.

It is believing you’re better drunk, funnier, cooler to be around.

It’s hurting people.

It’s hurting yourself, over and over again.

It’s judging me right now because I wrote this.

It is lies.

A string of lies, that form you into some sort of person you don’t even know anymore.

And it snowballs, and snowballs, and it is so hard to come back from.

Because alcoholism is about trauma and it is a disease; what it is not is an adjective.

Nobody drinks excessively for no reason; nobody actually wants that life, even if they pretend they do.

I am 1,400 days free guys, from hiding, lying, bad choices, shame, and guilt.

Recovery is about rebuilding, and healing, maturing; gaining self-awareness, and worth. Trust me when I tell you I didn’t wake up, get sober, and finally have self-worth. Recovery is accepting that l am still awkward, and just owning it.

There is no magic pill, recovery is a process of figuring out who you are, and coping because tragedy still happens. It is about love, and self-respect.

Recovery is also life-long because alcoholism is patient; and as much as I would like to control it, alcohol controls me.

I have met all kinds of teachers on my sober journey, and they all come with some kind of lesson. I have learned to speak less and listen more but I still only take what works and leave the rest.

It gets easier. Some days are still hard though, but this is actually just life, not some punishment for “being Shelley.”

Even on the hardest days however, it’s still better here, because without sobriety I have nothing. Literally nothing.

Get help, it’s never too late. And you, my friend, are worth it; no matter what has happened, what you have done, what you believe to be true about yourself, you are worth it. Period.

I’ll be here for you; I have some good resources, I know people who would do anything to help you; I am one of them. It doesn’t have to be depressing, it can be fun-ish. We laugh a lot in recovery, mostly at ourselves.

And yes it is scary, sobriety, I get it, I know.

It will be OK, better than OK, I promise.

Day by day.

Keep showing up!