coffeeadventure

I've got a big problem. And I recognize it's just me being greedy. But I wish Pauley would be more spontaneous and affectionate. I wish I didn't have to ask what she wants cuz out of the 2 of us she's the hardest person to make food for. Why?
She doesn't like tomatoes or vinegar so she doesn't like BBQ. She's gluten intolerant so no regular bread and noodles and definitely no Chinese or Japanese. She's got a problem where she has to sniff everything first.
I am badly starved for spontaneous adventures. Pauley and I used to go out for dinner on a whim. It was a little diner that was never busy.
I just want to go to the mall near us and do some walking and get bubble tea and Chinese food. Then we can check out the fishums in the largest indoor aquarium. It just sounds like something that would make me happy.
This next bit, many of you won't understand cuz it's about power dynamic relationship structure. We both have practiced BDSM for over a 3rd of Pauley's life and about 1/2 of mine.
Pauley and I sat down to discuss and negotiate some new aspects of our relationship. She has decided it's the right time to collar me. I've been browsing chainmaille collars on Etsy. I found one with spikes which tickles my heart. We're gonna sit down and look on Etsy for the right one. I'm so excited. I've been waiting for a year and a half. But I dreamed about how much I want her to collar me for 10 years.
I started to make a #coffeeadventure but then realized I still have 2 thirds of my 60oz bottle full of sugar free juice. I'm trying to finish it but I'm zoning out.

I really don't feel good. I slept all day yesterday cuz my pain was at 9. I finally woke up at 8am today. My pain is around 5 right now so I'm functional.
Happy mother's Day to all of you mighty mommies.
I decided to do instant coffee instead of brewing some. I did 1 part hazelnut IQ Joe and 2 part Vietnamese instant coffee. I added some brown sugar oat creamer and a big squirt of sucralose. Oh my gosh it's perfect. Creamy sweet and caffeinated. It's simple but it's still a delightful #coffeeadventure

I haven't had tummy problems this bad in a while. I feel like my tummy is full of gremlins. I keep having sharp stabby pain in the left side of my tummy.
Constipation sucks so much. It hurts like hell. My GI doctor wants me to start eating dark leafy greens and other fiber rich veggies and fruit. I haven't gotten it yet.
So about 5 days ago I got an email saying it was from my bank. They said a suspicious charge was made. I didn't recognize it so I contacted my bank and they disabled the card and were sending me a new card within 7 days. I thought ok great... until the online services I pay for started kicking back for not being able to process. So I'm gonna have lots of late fees. Fun times.
#whenitrains #FemoralAcetabularImpingement
#Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #RheumatoidArthritis
In other news...
My current #coffeeadventure is interesting. I made salted caramel flavored coffee, added white chocolate toffee flavor cappuccino powder, almond milk and a splash of cinnamon roll flavored coffee creamer. I know it's a lot, but you gotta trust me, it's better than 7-Eleven cappuccino. All of the flavors balance out. It's silky smooth and delicious.
My current pain level is 7.5. But my lumbar doesn't hurt at all so I suppose it's not so bad. But the intermittent rolling gut pain sucks.

I'm making a pot of pumpkin spice flavored coffee. I'm gonna add some oatmeal cookie flavored coffee creamer. I imagine it's gonna be epic. Tomorrow morning I will be making psychocandy tea and using the creamer.

#coffeeadventure

Today's #coffeeadventure is "death by chocolate" flavored coffee mixed with half of a stick of hazelnut IQ Joe, a scoop of white chocolate toffee flavored cappuccino powder, 2 squirts of sucralose and topped with oat milk. It's very intense and sweet but it's perfect for me. I love sweet deep complex flavors. I want to get some new syrup. Like butter rum and marshmallow and pistachio. I want to make more complex flavors. I am also going to get some flavored hot cocoa powder to mix with my coffee.

What can I say... I'm a fancy bitch.