coffeeadventure

Pauley set up the coffee maker and she has it on home automation so she set it for 9am. I woke up a half hour before the coffee brewed. I drank some protein coffee that I had from last night.
She brewed a 4c pot of Highlander grogg. So it's caramel, Vanilla, and toasted marshmallow. Then I added a scoop of my blueberry crumble flavor protein coffee. I added a squirt of sucralose. Then I added cold water. I took a sip. It's way too hot. I need ice croobs. But I've got a weird tingly pain in my right butt. #coffeeadventure
We talked about going to starbarks or Biggby today. If we go to starbarks I can get a banana bread chai. They have plenty of fancy drinks, I know we can find something for Pauley. But if we go to Biggby I can get my most favorite sweet tooth drink. It's espresso with caramel butterscotch and white chocolate. It's ridonkulously delicious. They have hot caramel apple cider and other uncaffeinated yummy things. And they have amazing bagel sandwiches.
I kinda just want to stay home and order sandwiches and pizza from door dash.
In other news.
We're going to a special event next Friday. In our town there is a BDSM venue and they just changed ownership, did some renovations, and are having an open house night. Pauley and I are going. I'm gonna bring a snack to share as my ...um... Baby shower gifts. I dunno.
Anywho.
This venue is going to help me host my poetry circles every month. I don't have to rent the venue. I'm gonna charge $5 admission and I'll bring a box of coffee from Biggby. I'll see about getting cookies. The venue takes half of the money and doesn't charge for rental. When I approached them with the proposal, they got excited. I suspect it's gonna be a popular event.
I let my coffee sit for 10 minutes and I just took a sip. Holy fucknugget. It's perfect! I had tried the blueberry crumble flavor cold with plain water and it was yummy but I suspected it'd be far superior if it was warm. I was right. Not that it surprises anyone. The only thing I need is the toasted coconut flavor protein creamer.
I'm trying to find either viking metal or Nordic metal bands on tour this year but the only band I found is dethklok. And yeah they're good but like... I want to see Ravnir or Ravnlore live. They're incredible.
Check out the cover of "it's my life" by Tobbyum. It's incredible.
Oooh chest pain.

2 days ago i got a really special bag of coffee in the mail. It's from a company called LifeBoost. The flavor is called Highlander grogg. It's caramel butterscotch and buttered rum. OMG this is the best coffee I've ever gotten.
I don't have any milk or creamer so I've been using scoops of Javvy protein coffee instead. Today i used 2 scoops of white chocolate mocha flavor Javvy and one half squirt of sucralose. OMG epic! Not too sweet and the flavor shines. I'm a very happy puppy!
I'm gonna order one special bag of Javvy protein coffee and one bag of powdered protein creamer. They released their pumpkin spice and pumpkin pie flavors this month and I ran out of funds. I get paid on the 27th so after I pay my bills I'll order it. I love pumpkin.
I have a sweet bread mix that is supposed to be caramel banana bread mix but it requires 3 smooshed bananas... And to be honest, bananas come here to die. So I was thinking... I could add pumpkin puree instead for a caramel pumpkin bread and that got me excited! Pauley says she'll help me make it.
We have a few cans of pumpkin puree cuz I like mixing pumpkin with Alfredo sauce on gnocchi. I want to try different ways to use pumpkin.
We're gonna make Mac n cheese for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten anything solid today. I tried to eat some cream of wheat but after 2 bites I was like nope nope nope. But noodles with cheese sauce sounds delicious.
I got a boo-boo on my knee. Hurts a lot. But it's very small. It's just being dramatic.

I had another coffee adventure today!
Pauley made me a pot of campfire. Campfire is a very interesting coffee. On its own it's creamy, sweet, and tastes of caramel and marshmallow. But I wanted more.
I put 4c of water and 30g of campfire coffee in the machine. When it was ready I added one scoop of cookie butter, one scoop of banana bread, and one scoop of salted caramel Javvy. Then the kiss goodnight comes from the packet of Prymal brand salted caramel flavored protein coffee creamer.
Holy hucking feck. It's so indulgent! I'm a very pleased puppy. I wish I had someone to share with cuz this stuff is way better than Biggby or starbarks. And way cheaper.

Right now I've got a pot of coffee waiting for me to finish my juice from last night. I mean clearly I'm an adult (gigglesnort) and I can get the coffee now and just dump the juice... But that doesn't seem right. Damn my morals and virtues.
Anywho the coffee is a 50//50 blend of salted caramel and Mackinac island fudge. It smells so amazing. I think when I'm done drinking it I'll make another pot of a different flavor.
Well... The coffee is done. But suddenly my back is spasming. I'm just gonna...not.

I decided to open a new bag of coffee. I chose the French vanilla lavender flavor coffee. It smelled amazing.
I mixed it with more lavender syrup, blueberry syrup and sucralose. It's quite yummy.
I'm still depressed. I got a text from my therapist who was responding to my text from yesterday. I told him the appointment was a disaster and he said we can unpack it on Monday.
I just ate a CBD/THC gummy that I got this week. It's green apple flavor. It's actually really yummy.
We don't have any cheese. Well. I mean shredded cheese. I want to make a sammywrap for lunch. I guess I'll use American cheese slices.
My neighbor was taken by ambulance to the hospital yesterday. She was unconscious. Her daughter was trying to do a wellness check but she didn't get a response. She is a mostly nice person but she's been pushing me to ask Pauley to be her caregiver. She doesn't even have the energy to take care of me and I'm pretty easy.
I'm very hungry.