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Fuck. Today is the 4th day of at least an 8 out of 10 migraine. I need to call my headache specialist cuz my meds don't work anymore.
Anywho. I had a very good #coffeeadventure . I mixed amaretto flavor coffee with pumpkin pie flavor protein powder and a splash of pumpkin spice flavor creamer and then I topped it with some chocolate syrup and some milk. It's quite delicious.
Pain just knocked me on my ass. I can hardly walk and I need to go wake up Pauley for meds. Dammit.

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Tonight's #coffeeadventure

I was having trouble standing for 2 thirds of my day so Pauley made me coffee to keep me at least emotionally sated. The last pot she made before she went to the office is vanilla lavender coffee. I mixed it with a splash of lavender syrup and some fairlife lactose free 2 percent milk and one squirt of sucralose. It's very floral but pleasantly so.
I suppose I'm not super stoned but I tried to make dinner. Cheese and salsa in a bowl, microwave for 30 seconds and then one scoop of sour cream. I tried the tortilla chips... They're stale. So my only other option was tostones. They tore up the roof of my mouth.
I don't know how to feed a depressed Nox. I want PBJ sandwiches with good quality ingredients like they might serve to fairies in their fairy circles.
Ope there it is. I found my stone'd.
Look at my eyes... Look!

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This mornings #coffeeadventure

Today's morning coffee adventure is the kind that makes my eyes roll to the back of my head out of sheer bliss. The base is freshly brewed Highlander grogg so you know we took off running. Then I added one scoop of cookie dough flavor protein coffee. Then I added one pouch of chocolate carnation instant breakfast. Then I added a stick of banana juice mix. Last I added a nice splash of pumpkin pie flavor international delight creamer. I cannot express in words how delightful it is.

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Today

I'm getting ready for our back to back appointments with our PCP. She's having a checkup but I'm gonna have her look at 2 strange bumps on my head. I'm fairly sure they're just Pilar cysts. But one of them started hurting.
Today's #coffeeadventure ...
One scoop of chocolate peanut butter flavored protein coffee plus one packet of carnation instant breakfast chocolate flavor plus one packet of wylers banana drink mix plus one squirt of sucralose.
It's delicious. 9/10 ⭐
In other news
My Seb derm on my scalp is completely flared up. I picked off some flakes on my right temple and now I have a blood red circle of inflammation. And I'm not supposed to put my meds on broken skin.
I just guzzled some kaopectate and downed 2 antidiarrheals cuz my tummy is kinda misbehaving.

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Today's #coffeeadventure

I don't have much Javvy left so I'm trying to not drink more than 2 bottles each day. So far I have only made one. It's one scoop pumpkin spice flavor protein coffee and one scoop iced cinnamon roll flavor protein coffee plus one squirt of chocolate syrup and sucralose. Fuckity sproink! It's so yummy! I can actually taste the chocolate syrup and pumpkin and the cinnamon.
This week I am expecting a delivery from Javvy. I'm getting a bag of the sweet apple crisp flavor Javvy refresher. I'm also getting a bottle of apple butter coffee cake flavor international delight creamer. It's going to be a match made in Hades.
I accidentally pulled one of my toenails too short and my skin grew over the corner. Hurts like hell.
Pauley and I are supposed to have back to back appointments with our PCP on Wednesday but she didn't order transportation and it's too late now. Either she's gonna have to reschedule or we'll have to take Lyft.

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It's morning.

Yup it's yet another morning that the assassin didn't succeed. Both of my ears hurt when I swallow. I tried eating some chicken strips drizzled with honey. My appetite is gone. I just want Javvy. I'm almost bone dry on Javvy. I'm gonna start drinking regular coffee in the morning. I've got so many different delicious flavors. I'm contemplating buying a few bags of Javvy protein creamer to mix into my regular coffee. Or maybe some prymal brand creamer. I think prymal is cheaper than Javvy. There are more flavors of Prymal.
This week I'm expecting a bag of sweet apple crisp flavor Javvy refresher. I'm getting a special apple coffee cake flavor international delight creamer. Are you picking up what I'm laying down?
We decided to go see the 2nd practical magic during the week when it's matinee pricing. We're gonna watch the first one tonight. I wish we had a bag of caramel puff corn for a snack. I'm really thirsty but I don't want to kill more bags of protein coffee.
This morning I had a little #coffeeadventure . I mixed chocolate peanut butter flavored protein coffee with pumpkin pie creamer and one half ounce of pumpkin syrup and one squirt of sucralose. The whole thing is sugar free! But gosh it's decadent.
I need to get a pretty purple ring box for November.

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This mornings coffee adventure

Pauley set up the coffee maker and she has it on home automation so she set it for 9am. I woke up a half hour before the coffee brewed. I drank some protein coffee that I had from last night.
She brewed a 4c pot of Highlander grogg. So it's caramel, Vanilla, and toasted marshmallow. Then I added a scoop of my blueberry crumble flavor protein coffee. I added a squirt of sucralose. Then I added cold water. I took a sip. It's way too hot. I need ice croobs. But I've got a weird tingly pain in my right butt. #coffeeadventure
We talked about going to starbarks or Biggby today. If we go to starbarks I can get a banana bread chai. They have plenty of fancy drinks, I know we can find something for Pauley. But if we go to Biggby I can get my most favorite sweet tooth drink. It's espresso with caramel butterscotch and white chocolate. It's ridonkulously delicious. They have hot caramel apple cider and other uncaffeinated yummy things. And they have amazing bagel sandwiches.
I kinda just want to stay home and order sandwiches and pizza from door dash.
In other news.
We're going to a special event next Friday. In our town there is a BDSM venue and they just changed ownership, did some renovations, and are having an open house night. Pauley and I are going. I'm gonna bring a snack to share as my ...um... Baby shower gifts. I dunno.
Anywho.
This venue is going to help me host my poetry circles every month. I don't have to rent the venue. I'm gonna charge $5 admission and I'll bring a box of coffee from Biggby. I'll see about getting cookies. The venue takes half of the money and doesn't charge for rental. When I approached them with the proposal, they got excited. I suspect it's gonna be a popular event.
I let my coffee sit for 10 minutes and I just took a sip. Holy fucknugget. It's perfect! I had tried the blueberry crumble flavor cold with plain water and it was yummy but I suspected it'd be far superior if it was warm. I was right. Not that it surprises anyone. The only thing I need is the toasted coconut flavor protein creamer.
I'm trying to find either viking metal or Nordic metal bands on tour this year but the only band I found is dethklok. And yeah they're good but like... I want to see Ravnir or Ravnlore live. They're incredible.
Check out the cover of "it's my life" by Tobbyum. It's incredible.
Oooh chest pain.

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Today's #coffeeadventure

Today I mixed peanut butter cups flavor coffee with one scoop of banana bread flavor protein coffee and a few oz of almond milk and a half squirt of sucralose. Holy heck it's epic!
My next brew will be Highlander grogg mixed with iced cinnamon roll flavor protein coffee and some chocolate milk. The Highlander grogg tastes like caramel, butterscotch, and buttery rum. It's a great background for the protein coffee. But it's very strong. I usually do 30g for 4 cups of water but with this coffee I use 15g. The flavor is very rich.
Yesterday morning I saw Javvy was talking about a new flavor but I had to get ready to go to the pickle festival. But when I got home the top of my Facebook feed was a picture of blueberry crumble flavor protein coffee and I got so excited! I love blueberry flavored coffee! And this is gonna be delicious. So I ordered one bag.
A few days ago I ordered a bag of chocolate hazelnut flavor protein coffee and a bag of pumpkin pie flavor protein creamer. I'm really looking forward to combining those flavors! They're supposed to arrive on the 4th.
Oooooo all of a sudden I don't feel good. Very nauseous and dizzy.
My eyes have been crisscross and double vision since 9am. I haven't been able to blink them back to normal. But sure according to the surgeon I'm fine.
My back and hips really hurt. I knew today would be rough. I miss my Pauley.

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Today's #coffeeadventure

Highlander grogg plus 1/2 scoop banana bread flavor protein coffee and 1/2 scoop of iced cinnamon roll flavor protein coffee and half a squirt of sucralose. Oh my flippy floppy, it's perfect! The flavor is well balanced and bold. I'm a very happy puppy.

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Today's #coffeeadventure is epic

2 days ago i got a really special bag of coffee in the mail. It's from a company called LifeBoost. The flavor is called Highlander grogg. It's caramel butterscotch and buttered rum. OMG this is the best coffee I've ever gotten.
I don't have any milk or creamer so I've been using scoops of Javvy protein coffee instead. Today i used 2 scoops of white chocolate mocha flavor Javvy and one half squirt of sucralose. OMG epic! Not too sweet and the flavor shines. I'm a very happy puppy!
I'm gonna order one special bag of Javvy protein coffee and one bag of powdered protein creamer. They released their pumpkin spice and pumpkin pie flavors this month and I ran out of funds. I get paid on the 27th so after I pay my bills I'll order it. I love pumpkin.
I have a sweet bread mix that is supposed to be caramel banana bread mix but it requires 3 smooshed bananas... And to be honest, bananas come here to die. So I was thinking... I could add pumpkin puree instead for a caramel pumpkin bread and that got me excited! Pauley says she'll help me make it.
We have a few cans of pumpkin puree cuz I like mixing pumpkin with Alfredo sauce on gnocchi. I want to try different ways to use pumpkin.
We're gonna make Mac n cheese for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten anything solid today. I tried to eat some cream of wheat but after 2 bites I was like nope nope nope. But noodles with cheese sauce sounds delicious.
I got a boo-boo on my knee. Hurts a lot. But it's very small. It's just being dramatic.