foodieadventures

Tonight Pauley asked me if I wanted some sweet potatoes for dinner. I said sure but just 1 for me. She microwaved 2 potatoes. I took my itty bitty bulldog potato and peeled it. Then I sliced it up into little slivers. I layed them on a plate and I just assaulted them with honey peach BBQ rub till my ancestors whispered in my ear "this is enough, kemosabechan". I layed them nicely in the air fryer. I set the temperature to 350. I cooked them seasoned side up for 3 minutes as a test. They were still...podgey little bulldogs but gods damnit they still have potential. So I flipped them over and cooked for 5 minutes. The smell was tantalizing. I stacked them on my plate and added a little squirt of Parmesan ranch dressing which lemme tell to joo, dees here, shugah, are some mighty fine potatoes. Sweet, savory, tender middles, crispy edges, caramelized sugars from the BBQ rub, a balanced twang from the ranch dressing but it was perfect. I found a new recipe by trial and error. I love making new food. I just wish I had friends to come cook with me.
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My hips are taking turns hurting. Right side hurts now. Pain at 7. It's down to my right knee.
I made 50oz of coffee this morning and I've just been sipping. It's peanut butter flavored coffee with almond milk and sucralose. It's quite yummy.
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Pauley just remembered that her client sent me a bag of holiday noms. Chocolate covered pretzels, pistachios, cashews, and mandarin oranges. Pauley has never had an orange or peeled one so I showed her how it's done and she eated 2 pieces. She said it tastes like a orange juice gummy. She really enjoyed it. I'm currently enjoying some cashews and pistachios. They're so nommy.
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Pauley and I share a snack before bed every night. Sometimes it's chocolate chips. Tonight it was a cheesy tortilla. She made it for me cuz for some reason she makes the best. I rolled it up into a little log. It was so yummy. But I wish I had guacamole cuz that would have been really good.
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We were both very hungry. She asked me what she should cook. I asked if we had any cheesy broccoli and she said no but we have some frozen butternut squash. I love garlicky buttered butternut squash. So I said I'd love some. I unfortunately used the wrong seasoning. But it was ok. I'll pay attention next time I make it.
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The only pain I have is my right hip and my legs are very swollen cuz I have water pooling in both feet and legs. I haven't had a gummy yet. And I don't need meds. The gummies have been amazing. I'd be miserable if I didn't have them.
*Pauley went to get the mail and we got 3 packages so we opened them... 2 packages of CBD gummies and a pack of 16 servings of pumpkin spice flavor IQ Joe. I had to get it.*
So I just ate one of the gummies from today. It's a giant tub of peachie rings. I got them from Groupon. No really bad aftertaste. I'll check my hips in an hour. I'm gonna make a really fancy coffee treats. I've got a bag of pumpkin spice coffee,I've got pumpkin spice flavored sweet cream foam from Aldi, and I have a bottle of pumpkin spice creamer. I'm BASICALLY a white girl with after market software. Except you know...I'm a boy! Not to be mistaken for Pinocchio. He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the white girls. I never saw Dune but I hear they have a spice problem.
I don't feel good. I got sick twice today already. But my tummy doesn't hurt. It did an hour ago. My face is itchy flaky and oily as hell. My scalp is really itchy. It's got new scabs and they burn.
I think we're gonna watch a movie tonight. Either To Wong Foo...or What Dreams May Come.
I just took a big drag off my disposable vape and OMG I coughed so hard I almost peed my couch. Fun times. Now? Well now I'm stoned and I'm craving cheese. Like... Put a corn tortilla on a plate and put a mound of shredded cheese on it and microwave for 1 minute or until your cheese has melted. I then roll them up like a taquito. I like to dip mine in plain yogurt or ranch or sour cream. Yes I'm currently hungry but I talk about food and coffee and tea all the time so this is no different.
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