I tried a very interesting coffee today. I mixed one scoop of blueberry crumble flavor protein coffee with some apple butter coffee cake flavor international delight creamer. It needed a squirt of sucralose. The flavor is phenomenal.
I made a pot of Highlander grogg coffee. Then we let it cool off. I mixed it with pumpkin pie flavor protein powder and chocolate hazelnut flavor protein coffee. I added a little bit of oatmeal cookie flavor creamer and 3 drops of sucralose.
It's amazeballs. Friggin awesome. Soopa cool.
I really want some matzo ball soup.
1 reaction I brewed a strong pot of Highlander grogg coffee and I added one scoop of blueberry crumble flavor protein coffee. Then I added a little oatmeal cookie flavor creamer, almond milk, and a half squirt of sucralose. OMG so delicious!
This weekend has been rough. My lumbar , right hip, and SI joints were at 9 out of 10 pain. Then Pauley gave me an 8th of a gummy. I think that was about an hour ago. My pain is mostly gone. I'm not stoned. I kinda wish I was. I smell something sweet like a PSL but there isn't any. I've got blueberry coffee now. Maybe I'm hallucinating. But I doubt it.
I mixed one scoop of toffee nut flavor protein coffee with one scoop of pumpkin pie flavor protein powder and a splash of pumpkin pie flavor creamer and a squirt of chocolate syrup. It's epic!
Unfortunately my migraine came back this morning and my lower back is trashed. I wanted to go to the mall today for bubble tea and Sbarro's pizza. There's a giant aquarium in the mail! It's really cool. But it's looking like it's not doable.
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I tried something new with my protein coffee. I mixed a scoop of pumpkin spice flavor protein coffee, a scoop of chocolate peanut butter flavored protein coffee, and a scoop of chocolate hazelnut flavor protein coffee. But instead of water I used cold almond milk. It's very thick and delicious. The flavors go together perfectly. The consistency is like eggnog. I am a very happy puppy.
Dinner was a whole bag of steamed broccoli mixed with copious amounts of butter and peach BBQ seasoning. It was sweet, smokey, and tangy. I do be loving me some broccoli.
I'm trying to plan out the weekend. There's a lot I want to do but not much we can afford. But I really want bubble tea and pizza. We might end up going to the mall. Might as well get in some walking while my hips feel good.
My tummy doesn't hurt and I haven't gotten sick today. I got a bottle of extra strength kaopectate. I've also got a few lactaid pills. I am prepared if my tummy decides to act a fool.
Last night I had a deep heart to heart with Pauley about how my depression took a turn for the unpleasant. She seems concerned and she is being supportive and loving. But she yelled at me for wearing my headphones when she wants to talk to me. Um.... I can't hear anything when I have them on. She knows that.
Anywho.
She's currently making me a bottle of protein coffee. Half pumpkin spice flavor and half brownie batter. I love how pumpkin and chocolate taste together. *Gets coffee* oh gosh it's really yummy. I knew the flavors are great together. #coffeeadventures
Today I had a phone call appointment with my diabetic coach. She's really sweet and she really likes me. She loves EAP so I told her about the poetry group I'm starting. It's going to be a Dead poets society for kinky wordsmiths. I'm very excited. She thought it was really awesome. I told her I'm going to propose to Pauley on November 21st and omg she got super excited. I texted her a picture of the ring.
I'm gonna do some sculpting on Sunday. On Friday we have a BDSM venue open house in our town. It's the venue I'm using for our poetry venue. It's $5 entrance and there will be door prizes, pizza , and a little tour. I'm hoping Pauley and I can make some new friends.
I'm really hoping they have spanking benches cuz that's always been our favorite piece of furniture.
3 reactions This morning when I woke up I was immediately craving a protein coffee. Especially pumpkin. So I went to the kitchen and assessed my collection of flavored protein coffee. I put 1 scoop of pumpkin spice flavor protein coffee and one scoop of pumpkin pie flavor protein creamer and half of a scoop of cookie dough flavor protein coffee. I added one squirt of sucralose for sweetness. I shook the hell out of it. Took one sip and...
Have you ever had a foodgasm? My eyes rolled into the back of my head and I felt electricity shoot through my body. It was perfect.
I was hungry so I browsed the kitchen and then it dawned on me I wanted what I made yesterday. I microwaved a plate of mini meatballs. Then I smashed them down. I added it to a bowl with 3 scoops of cheddar pesto sauce and a big fistful of shredded cheese. I microwaved it for a minute to melt the cheese.
The flavors are epic together. The meatballs are mild and delicious and tender. The sauce adds a nice herbal brightness. I can definitely see myself making it more often. It's easy and yummy.
Music suggestions: Loki by kørah and Ravnir.
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I thought breakfast was just gonna be 2 cups of protein coffee but my brain said "the chicken would be excellent with maple whipped honey sauce" and my mental rollodex corroborated with my brain. So I microwaved a frozen chicken patty and cut it into little nibbles. I put some of the honey sauce on my plate and I scurried back to my bed like a squirrel.
At first I sniffed and it smelled really yummy. I took a bite and ohhhhhhmyyyyyyfak! I've had fried chicken with regular honey but this was the best chicken I've ever had!
I'm sipping on some butterscotch pudding and brownie batter flavored protein coffee now. It's yummy but I just want more chicken with honey sauce.
I'm gonna get Pauley to try it cuz she loves chicken with honey. I think she's gonna love it!
I need to make some maple honey sauce. It's perfect.
#foodadventures #coffeeadventures
I'm almost out of protein coffee. I've got a little bit of Dubai chocolate flavor. I ordered 4 more bags. Banana bread, brownie batter, cinnamon churro, and white chocolate mocha.
Right now I'm enjoying some Dubai chocolate flavor mixed with butter pecan flavor coffee creamer. I added 2 squirts of sucralose. Holy fish guts. It's so yummy!
Ope time for my afternoon meds.
1 reaction Today's coffee experiment was a cup of Dubai chocolate flavor javvy brand protein coffee mixed with some prymal brand white chocolate mocha coffee creamer. Holy nose job, it's epic!
Even Pauley, who hates coffee, thought it tasted amazing.
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