I'm almost out of protein coffee. I've got a little bit of Dubai chocolate flavor. I ordered 4 more bags. Banana bread, brownie batter, cinnamon churro, and white chocolate mocha.
Right now I'm enjoying some Dubai chocolate flavor mixed with butter pecan flavor coffee creamer. I added 2 squirts of sucralose. Holy fish guts. It's so yummy!
Ope time for my afternoon meds.
1 reaction Today's coffee experiment was a cup of Dubai chocolate flavor javvy brand protein coffee mixed with some prymal brand white chocolate mocha coffee creamer. Holy nose job, it's epic!
Even Pauley, who hates coffee, thought it tasted amazing.
So let's spill some tea on a little coffee friend of mine.
It's a company called javvy. They sell protein juice mix, protein creamer, protein coffee, and very potent coffee concentrate.
So far I have tried 4 of the flavors of protein coffee and I am hooked. I am so in love with Javvy. I got the cookie butter, salted caramel, Dubai chocolate, and banana bread flavors. So far my favorite flavor is the banana bread flavor. I'm almost run out. But I've got plenty of the other flavors.
I ordered some more of their wares. I browsed the 19 flavors of protein coffee. I really like chocolate coffee so I ordered the brownie batter flavor. I am gonna have so much fun experimenting with different flavor combinations. I'll use my bonfire coffee from Tag coffee company to mix the powder.. Campfire is marshmallow and caramel flavored coffee. It's delicious. I imagine with the Javvy protein powder it's gonna be addictive. I am very excited to try new flavors.
Then I checked out the juice. I checked all of the flavors and I decided to get the strawberry acai.
They're most likely arriving around Wednesday next week. Their shipping game is tight. Like a...tight...thing.
Anywho Javvy is phenomenal. You should trust me because I'm not a changeling. Besides, don't you know changelings drink tea.
I asked Pauley to make a big pot of coffee and it took an hour to get her up to do the thing. She asked which one I wanted and immediately I said "I crave a bonfire". She had to grind the coffee first. She put 30g of coffee grounds and 4 cups of water.
When it was brewing it smelled amazing. Sweet, a little smoky. So when it was done I poured the 4 cups in my 60oz bottle and added a splash of almond milk and 3 squirts of sucralose.
Then, tentatively, I took a sip.
Holy hell... Oh my freaking lord. It blew my mind. It's so yummy! Sweet and rich and velvety smooth. I want someone to share my happiness.
I am going out on Friday after my appointment with Pauley and a new friend who I started talking to today. We chatted for about 2 hours. She's really nice. I told her I'm a leather puppy and she actually said it's cool. She said I'm cute. She's originally from Alaska.
We talked about doing a big photo shoot of me in my puppy gear all around Detroit where we can find nice interesting street art. She said it sounds fun.
My new friend loves coffee! I finally have someone I can introduce to my favorite coffee treatos. And she likes pickles so she can go to the pickle festival with us next month. Yay!!!!!
There's been a lot of coffee companies streaming on my FB feed for a few months but this week I'm being over inundated with instant coffee. One company that has been swamping my feed is Javvy. It's a protein coffee. There are at least 20 flavors!
So I decided I just gotta have 2 bags... Cookie butter and banana bread. I'm very excited. I get 4 free gifts with my first order. One of the gifts is a frother.
#coffeeadventures
Pauley is currently making me a pot of coffee. It's chocolate fondue flavor. I've tasted this flavor unknowingly... Cuz I asked her to make cherry jello flavor coffee and she grabbed the wrong bag. So I am finally going to try this one more intentionally. I am going to make a small cup with dark chocolate cocoa mix.
We need better hot chocolate mix.
*******************Well ok then.
I mixed dark chocolate cocoa mix in my chocolate fondue flavor coffee. It's so yummy!
The GF chicken tenders from Aldi are really good. I made some so Pauley could see how it tastes. I kinda maybe ate 3. For science. We put honey on them and holdawn a dangnabbit moment. I've never put it on my chicken. It was really really yummy!!!
I made a cup of Vietnamese instant coffee mixed with some white chocolate toffee flavor cappuccino powder and then a nice splash of Reese's peanut butter flavored coffee creamer.. Oh my gobs! It's so good! #coffeeadventures
Would anybuddy like to follow my cooking or sculpting or drawing or maybe just me making coffee and talking about how it tastes vlogs? I mean beyond the compulsory it tastes good. Cuz I have a LOT of flavored coffee. I've got almost 60 servings of instant Vietnamese coffee, an almost full bag of hazelnut IQ Joe, and 3 tubs of really yummy cappuccino powder. I love experimenting with my flavors. It makes my heart happy.
A lot of my friends are pushing me to do it. I don't have what I need to do it. The only thing I have for camera is my cellphone. And I don't have any computer. I suppose I can ask for a really good but affordable camera from my mom for my birthday.
I've been putting off starting the vlog cuz mom said i'm not particularly attractive so nobody will like watching me.
Anywho. How was your weekend? I was in too much pain to go anywhere.
When I sit down facing forward I'm ok for 5 minutes and then I'm in pain but it's mild and I have learned how to mask the pain.
When I sit down side saddle my arm go numb and then it goes tingly. And sometimes I get a really bad pain in my lumbar and then my entire butt goes numb.
When I lay down on my right side I can usually handle it for a few hours.
When I lay on my left side I get sharp stabby pain in my left hip and SI joint. Fun times.
I really don't understand why I won't just cut ties with my family. They don't have any interest in talking to me about our crazy life. I'm 9.953 percent certain if I didn't reach out to my online friends nobody would message me to show interest in maintaining our friendship.
I'm hungry again. Pauley is GF so I got some special food from Aldi including a bag of chicken tenders. I made one for myself first to see how she might like them. I was impressed cuz they're amazing. Pauley ate 1 and a half and I ate the rest.
I've got a really ouchy pimple right next to a large mole on my chin. Very ouchy but also very itchy.
I Had bought tubs of hummus from my last order but I ate them all. They were so flavorful and the texture was nice. I dipped my tendies in the hummus.... Until I watched Pauley eating chicken with honey. I decided I must try this delightful combination of great flavor.
O My gawd so delicious! I imagine it would taste really excellent on a brioche bun with some Brie and fig spread. Yeah I'm bougie. I've actually got a jar of fig spread and most of a wheel of Brie. Unless it spoiled. I was saving it for something special.
I don't have much to celebrate. Oh except the appointment I have coming up on May 20th with my strabismus surgeon. This is the one I had to cancel 2x due to me being sick as hell. I'm going regardless how I feel. I'll take pain meds and antidiarrheals and then to boost it all, I'll take a gummy or 2. Just CBD, I am trying to avoid being really stoned outside where I could get myself in danger. I can see myself bringing home a raccoon calling it my new pretty kitty.
I wish I could describe how intense my pain is. For my migraine it's like someone is hitting me in the skull repeatedly with a ballpeen hammer. For my eyes it's a few different types of pain. Sometimes it is like someone shoving them out. Sometimes it's like someone is repetively kicking my eyes from the back.
What really upsets me is my doctor prior to this chaos and pain was telling me he's a specialist with rare diseases. Instead of giving up because you can't think of anything else it could be, stop. Stop moving. Breath deeply. Exhale. I get chronic migraine. Is there a connection between migraine and exotropia? And don't forget about my narrowing optic chiasm. That's connected also.
Sorry so long, my head is full of fuck.
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I posted something that people angrily disagreed with. One said "get a job!" Boy golly that was a good laugh. I mean you've never taken the time to learn anything about me so these gross assumptions are...
Well, at the very least, they're entertaining.
Now that I'm done laughing, nows time for a reality check.
* I am disabled. I've been legally disabled for 6 years.
*There is no cure. I'm going blind. And my bones are getting progressively worse so someday I'll be in a wheel Chair.
*I've also got hip deformities and a lot of structural damage
*If I could just get a job and work like an ordinary person I would fucking do that. I don't get a choice.
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Someone made a vague pointed comment about my character. I've posted in here a few times per day for oh gosh it's gotta be close to a year now. My biggest topic is physical health. It's big. It's scary. And my wife doesn't have the emotional maturity to handle it due to alexathymia. I just need someone to reach out and actually talk to me.
And of course she reminded me that we're polyamorous, I can seek additional partners. I think all I want is a QPP. I have a long distance QPP who I miss terribly. I need supportive partners who won't be upset with a semi romantic non physically intimate relationship with me.
I'm a very loving guy with a heart too big for my pants. I love #coffeeadventures especially flavored coffee and #foodadventures Tonight we might be making cheesy garlic cloud bread. And I have a special place in my heart for comic books and fictional novels with big adult sexuality themes, especially characters that break the 4th wall like Deadpool, Ludo, and venom.
I've always been a simple boy. Comic books, cookies, thermos full of coffee, semi sunny day, sitting in the shade of a nice tree. That's my kind of low-key date I'd want to go on. Or going to an animal shelter and giving some enrichment to a few good puppies.
I want to pull together kinksters to play Munchkin or exploding kittens.
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Today I was in the mood for something simple but delicious. I had my Deadpool coffee cup and I filled it 2 thirds with water. Then I poured the water into a microwave safe cup and nuked it for a minute. I added a packet of Vietnamese instant coffee and then I added some Reese's peanut butter flavored coffee creamer. Holy moly it was epic! The only problem is I basically inhaled it cuz was so yummy and now it's all gone. Even Pauley, who hates coffee, said it was yummy. I think my next cup of coffee will be hazelnut IQ Joe and Reese's peanut butter flavored coffee creamer.
#coffeeadventures #MentalHealth
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I lost a molar tooth 3 years ago but one chunk of the tooth fell sideways into the gums. Every so often it gets looser but then it starts bleeding. Well today it was very loose but something is latched on. It really hurts.
Pauley and I are planning to attempt to eat a lot healthier. I found a few recipes for sweet and savory cloud bread and we both got excited. One of the recipes is for mini maple bacon meringue cookies and I swear they look amazing.
The fluffy cinnamon cloud bread with honey butter drizzle looks amazing and easy.
Another recipe I found is for a sort of sweet loaf that you can drizzle with caramel sauce. I'm really excited to try new recipes.
I had therapy today and it was ok. We talked about how I have been for the last two weeks. I told him about how Mrs Pauley's mom came over a week ago as of today. He asked how it went and honestly it was bronze covered shit. She referred to Pauley as male and I asked her to go home which is the exact moment she started crying saying it's so hard. Right. She's known me for 10 years as a trans guy. I asked her if I am a woman and she immediately said no, I'm just a guy. I said if she can respect my identity then she can respect Pauley.
She called me son when she was getting ready to go home and I was so stunned. Later when she texted me to say she got home safe, I responded "good I'm glad, mom."
My current obsessions are dry roasted honey roasted sunflower seeds and Vietnamese instant 3 in 1 coffee. The sunflower seeds are not overly sweet but they have enough honey to make me happy. The coffee is smooth and delicious.
#genderidentitydysphoria
#foodieadventures #coffeeadventures
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