coffeeadventures

Last night I had a deep heart to heart with Pauley about how my depression took a turn for the unpleasant. She seems concerned and she is being supportive and loving. But she yelled at me for wearing my headphones when she wants to talk to me. Um.... I can't hear anything when I have them on. She knows that.
Anywho.
She's currently making me a bottle of protein coffee. Half pumpkin spice flavor and half brownie batter. I love how pumpkin and chocolate taste together. *Gets coffee* oh gosh it's really yummy. I knew the flavors are great together. #coffeeadventures
Today I had a phone call appointment with my diabetic coach. She's really sweet and she really likes me. She loves EAP so I told her about the poetry group I'm starting. It's going to be a Dead poets society for kinky wordsmiths. I'm very excited. She thought it was really awesome. I told her I'm going to propose to Pauley on November 21st and omg she got super excited. I texted her a picture of the ring.
I'm gonna do some sculpting on Sunday. On Friday we have a BDSM venue open house in our town. It's the venue I'm using for our poetry venue. It's $5 entrance and there will be door prizes, pizza , and a little tour. I'm hoping Pauley and I can make some new friends.
I'm really hoping they have spanking benches cuz that's always been our favorite piece of furniture.

I thought breakfast was just gonna be 2 cups of protein coffee but my brain said "the chicken would be excellent with maple whipped honey sauce" and my mental rollodex corroborated with my brain. So I microwaved a frozen chicken patty and cut it into little nibbles. I put some of the honey sauce on my plate and I scurried back to my bed like a squirrel.
At first I sniffed and it smelled really yummy. I took a bite and ohhhhhhmyyyyyyfak! I've had fried chicken with regular honey but this was the best chicken I've ever had!
I'm sipping on some butterscotch pudding and brownie batter flavored protein coffee now. It's yummy but I just want more chicken with honey sauce.
I'm gonna get Pauley to try it cuz she loves chicken with honey. I think she's gonna love it!
I need to make some maple honey sauce. It's perfect.
#foodadventures #coffeeadventures

I'm almost out of protein coffee. I've got a little bit of Dubai chocolate flavor. I ordered 4 more bags. Banana bread, brownie batter, cinnamon churro, and white chocolate mocha.
Right now I'm enjoying some Dubai chocolate flavor mixed with butter pecan flavor coffee creamer. I added 2 squirts of sucralose. Holy fish guts. It's so yummy!
Ope time for my afternoon meds.

So let's spill some tea on a little coffee friend of mine.
It's a company called javvy. They sell protein juice mix, protein creamer, protein coffee, and very potent coffee concentrate.
So far I have tried 4 of the flavors of protein coffee and I am hooked. I am so in love with Javvy. I got the cookie butter, salted caramel, Dubai chocolate, and banana bread flavors. So far my favorite flavor is the banana bread flavor. I'm almost run out. But I've got plenty of the other flavors.
I ordered some more of their wares. I browsed the 19 flavors of protein coffee. I really like chocolate coffee so I ordered the brownie batter flavor. I am gonna have so much fun experimenting with different flavor combinations. I'll use my bonfire coffee from Tag coffee company to mix the powder.. Campfire is marshmallow and caramel flavored coffee. It's delicious. I imagine with the Javvy protein powder it's gonna be addictive. I am very excited to try new flavors.
Then I checked out the juice. I checked all of the flavors and I decided to get the strawberry acai.
They're most likely arriving around Wednesday next week. Their shipping game is tight. Like a...tight...thing.
Anywho Javvy is phenomenal. You should trust me because I'm not a changeling. Besides, don't you know changelings drink tea.

I asked Pauley to make a big pot of coffee and it took an hour to get her up to do the thing. She asked which one I wanted and immediately I said "I crave a bonfire". She had to grind the coffee first. She put 30g of coffee grounds and 4 cups of water.
When it was brewing it smelled amazing. Sweet, a little smoky. So when it was done I poured the 4 cups in my 60oz bottle and added a splash of almond milk and 3 squirts of sucralose.
Then, tentatively, I took a sip.
Holy hell... Oh my freaking lord. It blew my mind. It's so yummy! Sweet and rich and velvety smooth. I want someone to share my happiness.
I am going out on Friday after my appointment with Pauley and a new friend who I started talking to today. We chatted for about 2 hours. She's really nice. I told her I'm a leather puppy and she actually said it's cool. She said I'm cute. She's originally from Alaska.
We talked about doing a big photo shoot of me in my puppy gear all around Detroit where we can find nice interesting street art. She said it sounds fun.
My new friend loves coffee! I finally have someone I can introduce to my favorite coffee treatos. And she likes pickles so she can go to the pickle festival with us next month. Yay!!!!!

There's been a lot of coffee companies streaming on my FB feed for a few months but this week I'm being over inundated with instant coffee. One company that has been swamping my feed is Javvy. It's a protein coffee. There are at least 20 flavors!
So I decided I just gotta have 2 bags... Cookie butter and banana bread. I'm very excited. I get 4 free gifts with my first order. One of the gifts is a frother.
#coffeeadventures