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My wife and I went into town and visited a
shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on
man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the
ticket.
I called him an "a**hole."
He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us and walked
away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home
We always look for cars with Biden-Harris
stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that
we're retired.