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My wife and I went into town and visited a
shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on
man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He just ignored us and continued writing the
ticket.
I called him an "a**hole."
He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s*ithead."
He finished the second ticket and put it on
the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more
we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us and walked
away.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home
We always look for cars with Biden-Harris
stickers.
We try to have a little fun each day now that
we're retired.

Valentine's Day.. it can either be seen as a day of grumbling and grief... Or a day to be loving and kind to one another. Even if it means smiling to a stranger in the grocery store. Snuggle your loved one or snuggle your pet. Be kind to yourself and love yourself for who you are.

Have an Awesome and Happy Valentine's Day.

#ValentinesDay
#BipolarDisorder
#GeneralizedAnxietyDisorder
#Anxiety
#StayStrong
#IWishIWasAUnicorn
#Silly
#KeepTrying
#Depression
#happy

#plantbasedfriendship

This is my friend Herald. A cute little succulent plant I adopted for 2 dallors from the local superstore. She was in desperate need of sunlight, love, and friendship. Just like me! The solitude provided by Covid has allowed us to have friends outside my species. 😉🤪😂 Finding fun in the small stuff.

#Silly #Adhdadventures #ADHD #COVID19 #funny #Plants #Friends

This ridiculous meme made me giggle in a healthy relaxed way. Trust me a huge huge accomplishment

#Silly #Laughs #visual humor #Jokes #gallowshumor

#Ridiculous #Silly #Laugh #joke

Deep thoughts by Jess.

What I have learned through watching horror movies. Please feel free to add your own lessons in the comments!

-do not take a shower while hosting a party
-do not go down the stairs
-if all your friends are dead and you are a virgin you are the final girl and will win so no worries.
-do not run away while screaming and crying and trying to hide from the supernatural dead guy. Just a note. They can hear you.
-just leave the dead body alone
-crocodiles are only out for blood, human blood.
-never explore a cave that has not been explored before. You will all die. Usually by drowning or your friends turning on you while the monsters hunt you down. So. Caves are a no.
- if you meet an attractive man who offers to take you to a kick ass party in another country while on vacation with your attractive skinny friends, do not go. You will die.
-do not get in the plane, in the car or on the bus if you had a premenition. You will die.
-unless you are a hot young virgin you will die.
-if you are anything other than white. You will die.
-if you are a hot guy dating a hot girl and you go camping, you will both die.

Okay that is a lot. Can you think of anything I missed? #Fun #Movies #Silly #playalong