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SNAP Denied: We Requested Proof You ADOPTED YOURSELF! Huh?
Had to reapply for SNAP benefits because, well, the President. So I reapply and legit just copy my old application with updated figures. I get a denial in the mail. Why? Because apparently they wanted a copy of adoption papers for MYSELF. I have not ever been adopted, adopted anyone else, or anything close. Apparently I adopted myself and was unaware. I hope I don't owe me child support too! My ass is broke! :P Another day in the oh SO "great" US of A. Bringing out my inner Lunch Lady. Ain't no adoption here... Just corn and mashed potatoes! #snap #funny #Food #whatthe #confused #LaughOrGoCrazy
