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12 Days of Meds
Written by Lori White
May 1, 2020
On the first day of pain my medication fairy gave to me one shot of Toradol.
On the second day of pain my medication fairy gave to me two heating pads and a shot of Toradol.
On the third day of pain my medication fairy gave to me three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the fourth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the fifth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the sixth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the seventh day of pain my medication fairy gave to me seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the eighth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me eight ice packs, seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and a shot of Toradol.
On the ninth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me nine new prescriptions, eight ice packs, seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the tenth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me ten Vicodin, nine new prescriptions, eight ice packs, seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the eleventh day of pain my medication fairy gave to me eleven Zofran, ten Vicodin, nine new prescriptions, eight ice packs, seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
On the twelfth day of pain my medication fairy gave to me twelve Klonopin, eleven Zofran, ten Vicodin, nine new prescriptions, eight ice packs, seven bags of saline, six Benadryl, five ER trips, four ass pills, three triptans, two heating pads and one shot of Toradol.
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