foodieadventures

We had 2 of the marshmallow protein bars left and I was hungry and hoping one was peanut butter flavored cuz Pauley didn't like it. No such luck.
They were both new flavors and they were very interesting. One was chocolate chip cookie dough flavor and the other one was toasted coconut. We decided to try the coconut. I love the flavor of coconut but hate the texture.
I ripped it in half and I sniffled it. Oh wow it smelled like a piña colada. Si8io I took a little nibble... And I liked it so 8 took 888i8888888888 bigger glomp! So delicious!
I'm so glad I got the sample box. The only thing I didn't like from them is the lemon cake flavor. But I think we í the brownie batter flavor the most. I'm gonna get a full box of them.
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I used a sundried tomato tortilla and put turkey and cheese on and microwaved for 50 seconds. Then I wrapped it up and dipped it in ranch dressing. Oh gosh it was really yummy. Then on the side I had a bunch of kalamata olives. I love kalamata olives!
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Tonight Pauley asked me if I wanted some sweet potatoes for dinner. I said sure but just 1 for me. She microwaved 2 potatoes. I took my itty bitty bulldog potato and peeled it. Then I sliced it up into little slivers. I layed them on a plate and I just assaulted them with honey peach BBQ rub till my ancestors whispered in my ear "this is enough, kemosabechan". I layed them nicely in the air fryer. I set the temperature to 350. I cooked them seasoned side up for 3 minutes as a test. They were still...podgey little bulldogs but gods damnit they still have potential. So I flipped them over and cooked for 5 minutes. The smell was tantalizing. I stacked them on my plate and added a little squirt of Parmesan ranch dressing which lemme tell to joo, dees here, shugah, are some mighty fine potatoes. Sweet, savory, tender middles, crispy edges, caramelized sugars from the BBQ rub, a balanced twang from the ranch dressing but it was perfect. I found a new recipe by trial and error. I love making new food. I just wish I had friends to come cook with me.
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My hips are taking turns hurting. Right side hurts now. Pain at 7. It's down to my right knee.
I made 50oz of coffee this morning and I've just been sipping. It's peanut butter flavored coffee with almond milk and sucralose. It's quite yummy.
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Pauley just remembered that her client sent me a bag of holiday noms. Chocolate covered pretzels, pistachios, cashews, and mandarin oranges. Pauley has never had an orange or peeled one so I showed her how it's done and she eated 2 pieces. She said it tastes like a orange juice gummy. She really enjoyed it. I'm currently enjoying some cashews and pistachios. They're so nommy.
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Pauley and I share a snack before bed every night. Sometimes it's chocolate chips. Tonight it was a cheesy tortilla. She made it for me cuz for some reason she makes the best. I rolled it up into a little log. It was so yummy. But I wish I had guacamole cuz that would have been really good.
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We were both very hungry. She asked me what she should cook. I asked if we had any cheesy broccoli and she said no but we have some frozen butternut squash. I love garlicky buttered butternut squash. So I said I'd love some. I unfortunately used the wrong seasoning. But it was ok. I'll pay attention next time I make it.
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