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Ugh

I need to shower. I smell like a corpse. Even though I am doing much better with the help of the gummies but showering is very difficult because that's when my hair falls out the most. But it's 430pm and we are going out for ice cream at 6pm with our neighbor. I reached out to her and asked if she wanted to go on an adventure with us. She said it sounds like a good idea. It's motivation I guess. I usually shower 1x per week unless I have multiple appointments during the week then I shower 2x.
Well I have missed last week cuz I was dealing with really intense hip pain and I couldn't stand up for more than 10 minutes. I'm really in a lot of pain and the gummies don't even take the edge off my hip. I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be doing PT. It's doing more damage than good.
#FemoralAcetabularImpingement

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Feeling better

The only pain I have is my right hip and my legs are very swollen cuz I have water pooling in both feet and legs. I haven't had a gummy yet. And I don't need meds. The gummies have been amazing. I'd be miserable if I didn't have them.
*Pauley went to get the mail and we got 3 packages so we opened them... 2 packages of CBD gummies and a pack of 16 servings of pumpkin spice flavor IQ Joe. I had to get it.*
So I just ate one of the gummies from today. It's a giant tub of peachie rings. I got them from Groupon. No really bad aftertaste. I'll check my hips in an hour. I'm gonna make a really fancy coffee treats. I've got a bag of pumpkin spice coffee,I've got pumpkin spice flavored sweet cream foam from Aldi, and I have a bottle of pumpkin spice creamer. I'm BASICALLY a white girl with after market software. Except you know...I'm a boy! Not to be mistaken for Pinocchio. He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the white girls. I never saw Dune but I hear they have a spice problem.
I don't feel good. I got sick twice today already. But my tummy doesn't hurt. It did an hour ago. My face is itchy flaky and oily as hell. My scalp is really itchy. It's got new scabs and they burn.
I think we're gonna watch a movie tonight. Either To Wong Foo...or What Dreams May Come.
I just took a big drag off my disposable vape and OMG I coughed so hard I almost peed my couch. Fun times. Now? Well now I'm stoned and I'm craving cheese. Like... Put a corn tortilla on a plate and put a mound of shredded cheese on it and microwave for 1 minute or until your cheese has melted. I then roll them up like a taquito. I like to dip mine in plain yogurt or ranch or sour cream. Yes I'm currently hungry but I talk about food and coffee and tea all the time so this is no different.
#FemoralAcetabularImpingement #foodieadventures #coffeeadventures

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Geez not again

Last night I took one dose of spicy tincture but it didn't kick in until this morning about an hour ago. I'm so stoned. I'm gonna go eat something. No I'm not. I should make coffee. No Pauley should wake up. Ugh
But on the plus side I have no pain
#ChronicPain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement

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Hey

Things just keep happening to me.
Bilateral intermittent exotropia.
Bilateral femoral acetabular impingement.
My back is a dumpster fire.
Cortisone injections should last 3 months.
Mine lasted 2 and a half weeks.
PT is really not going so great.
She's afraid to damage my spine.
She's been trying to massage my hips.
Except she says my hips feel like there's marbles.
She said my hips are the hardest she's felt in a while.
I'm gonna take a gummy an hour before my appointment and see if it helps. I'm giving the gummies till Saturday next weekend. If I can be pain free for a few more days I'll be shocked.

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Feeling much better today

This morning was really rough with waking up to a ginormous patch of ringworm. I waited for Pauley to wake up so she could put some medicine on the wound. It was bleeding a little bit this morning.
I took one gummy at 9am and another around 1pm. I have no pain. I haven't taken any of my pain meds today! I don't have a migraine either!
I ordered another jar of the gummies using a different email address cuz otherwise it was gonna be suuuuuuuuuper expensive. I also ordered a dropper bottle of CBD/CBG tincture. And I'm pretty sure I ordered another thing of samples of gummies. I'm quite serious about finding different ways to stop my pain.
The second gummy today was taken with hydroxyzine just so I could meditate deeply. Except I fell asleep and had some awesome dreams.
Something I expected was feeling high which I hate. I don't feel high. I feel like I could hug the whole world.
Of course now I've got a serious case of the munchies. I'll have some pizza for dinner tonight. But I'm really craving shawarma and falafel and poutine.
Emotionally I feel great. I'm alert, focused, and happy. This Feels amazing.
#Alternativemedicine #FemoralAcetabularImpingement #Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #BackPain #sciatica #Migraine

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Pain relief options

So the meds kinda work sometimes which absolutely sucks. And the CBD cream I have takes the edge off the pain but a 6 is still a 6. I remember from about 14 years ago I tried THC gummies and they knocked me on my ass. Then I tried CBD gummies and I was taking them because of severe insomnia. I slept sooooooo good with those goofy peach rings. So I figured I'd try to find a gummy for stress and anxiety relief. I found a company that has a "free jar, just pay shipping" and they retail for 70 bucks! I ordered a jar about 5 days ago so there's quick turnaround.
Guess what arrived today!!!
I was so excited. i opened the box and took out the gummies. I opened the jar and sniffed but it was... Chemically. I knew these wouldn't taste good but they smelled like serious business. So at 330pm I ate 2 gummies. An hour later my mind was calm.
2 hours later I noticed that I didn't have any pain.
Wait... What?!?! How the what the what???
Yeah. No migraine. Back felt great. Hips were a little stiff but they didn't hurt at all. And I had gotten sick 4x this morning right before I got them... And after eating the gummies, my tummy felt wonderful. I have chronic GI disease and I'm usually complaining about my tummy hurting.
I told Pauley about how good I feel and she was shocked. The pain started coming back about an hour ago. So 330pm till 10pm. That's definitely a change of pace. I just took half of a gummy to help me rest better. I'm curious about what kind of dreams I'll have tonight.
#ChronicPain #BackPain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement #Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #Migraine #CBD

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Tomorrow

I have pt at 3pm tomorrow. Im super anxious. The last time I had PT with Molly I got discharged after 6 weeks because it actually made my hips worse. My hips are actually a lot worse since then. So I'm worried. The plan is to see if I can do aquatic therapy. They think it would be more effective. I'm trying to be optimistic.
Pauley got home last night at 1040pm. I was napping when she got home. It's been a rough couple days. We have fun plans for the weekend. Im hoping I'm feeling well enough for it.
#FemoralAcetabularImpingement #BackPain #PTerodactyl

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For fuck sake seriously?!?

So last night's MRI appointment didn't happen, they claim it was for the day before and I cancelled it. Except no I didn't.
The other MRI has been hitting snags. First they had to reschedule because they wanted to give my insurance a little more time to approve the PA. So I called the place where I was gonna do the MRI and they told me in order to get an MRI of my lumbar I have to first do 6 weeks of PT.
Nevermind my hips are bone on bone. Nevermind the bilateral femoral acetabular impingement. Nevermind I've tried PT for my hips a few years ago and it made it worse.
Sigh. Ok. We'll try again.
#redtape #hips

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This morning

I had a video call with my pain specialist. We squeeeeeed about my hips not hurting for a week. She was so happy. She knows how miserable I've been.
Then I said now that my hips are fine, I am fully aware of how awful my back hurts. I'm supposed to have a MRI of my lumbar and then we're gonna schedule injections. She's also gonna try to help me with the musculoskeletal pain in my haunches.
I've gotta be the luckiest boy around to have such amazing doctors. My pain specialist was trying to distract me during the cortisone injections and I outed myself as a practitioner of BDSM and I am a leather puppy. She replied "so are you a Dom or a sub? Ooh or a switch." I told her I'm neither. I'm a sadomasochist service puppy who helps people express their emotions in gentle outlets with no fear of being vulnerable. She was so excited to hear. It helped me focus on something other than pain.
She's kink friendly and trans accepting. I gotta let my PCP know about my new doctor's.
#Arthritis #FemoralAcetabularImpingement #Bursitis #BackPain

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Today's coffee adventure

Oh ok so hear me out. Banana butterscotch toffee caramel cinnabon flavored coffee.
Mind. Blown.
It's just sweet enough, I can taste every ingredient. It's silky smooth and rich. And the temperature is perfect.
I made it right before my telehealth appointment with my pain specialist. Oh she's such a a sweet woman. We talked about my back and it really just hinges on my getting the MRI done. It's scheduled for the 14th but I have another appointment that day. Even though they are hours apart my transportation only takes me to one appointment per day.
I am really glad she's my doctor. She said as soon as we get the MRI done we can schedule injections. I'm quite eager to get it done.
She looked at the X-ray and said she completely understands why I am hurting so much. Finally someone with education having compassion for me.
#hippain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement #BackPain #spinalepidurallipomatosis

Oh so the prevalence of femoral acetabular impingement is 1% but bilateral is even less. My body thinks rare health problems are Pokemon.

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