Femoral Acetabular Impingement

I haven't had tummy problems this bad in a while. I feel like my tummy is full of gremlins. I keep having sharp stabby pain in the left side of my tummy.
Constipation sucks so much. It hurts like hell. My GI doctor wants me to start eating dark leafy greens and other fiber rich veggies and fruit. I haven't gotten it yet.
So about 5 days ago I got an email saying it was from my bank. They said a suspicious charge was made. I didn't recognize it so I contacted my bank and they disabled the card and were sending me a new card within 7 days. I thought ok great... until the online services I pay for started kicking back for not being able to process. So I'm gonna have lots of late fees. Fun times.
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#Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #RheumatoidArthritis
In other news...
My current #coffeeadventure is interesting. I made salted caramel flavored coffee, added white chocolate toffee flavor cappuccino powder, almond milk and a splash of cinnamon roll flavored coffee creamer. I know it's a lot, but you gotta trust me, it's better than 7-Eleven cappuccino. All of the flavors balance out. It's silky smooth and delicious.
My current pain level is 7.5. But my lumbar doesn't hurt at all so I suppose it's not so bad. But the intermittent rolling gut pain sucks.

The pain came back yesterday. I was hoping it was just a fluke. But of course I'm not allowed to be pain free for more than 2 weeks.
My broken tooth really hurts but I haven't seen a dentist in 14 years. I require sedation. So I basically just said fuck dentists.
It's almost 6am. I've been typing this out for about 3 hours. I have no attention span. I really want maple Spam musubi. *Pause for nap* . My tummy hurts. I got sick 15 minutes ago. Today is luckily a weekend no appointments day. I am gonna take my meds and a gummy and have her put some CBD cream on my back....
*paused for 20 minutes to eat some generic Ritz crackers dipped in mango-apricot-peach for some breakfast snacks*
She's out cold asleep and I don't want to wake her up. I just need a gummy. Ugh this sucks.
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#Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #RheumatoidArthritis #BackPain

Can today be done? My today was awful. I'd sincerely appreciate a mulligan. I burned the roof of my mouth and got a quarter size blister. My tooth is super wiggly and hurts so much. And while eating a few popcorn chicken nuggies, I got too excited and accidentally bit my hand. I'm quite talented at hurting myself. Pauley Holm is just enjoying watching her airplane friends online so she didn't notice. I kinda want to lick her face.
I'm craving pop. I really enjoy the pineapple flavor faygo. It's really yummy to mix pineapple faygo with raspberry or lime sherbet. When I was younger, my family made punch with ginger ale and strawberry sherbet for family parties. I decided to try making different flavors and combos.
UPS just came. I was like yeah I'm not expecting anything and then they rang my door. It was the big jar of CBD gummies that I ordered last week and forgot about. It's a 6k jar so it's pretty big. I ate one cuz I was coughing kinda hard and it made my migraine come back. But my back and hips still feel great. They haven't hurt since Friday morning. I'm a very happy functional puppy.
Suddenly my tummy hurts kinda bad. I think I ate too many pieces of chicken.
My mom is angry at me for not knowing what I want for my birthday. I told her I'd like a gift card for Instacart or Thrive market. I plan to make a very special dinner for Yule for me and Pauley. I'm gonna make filet mignon and lobster. She's never had lobster. It's my favorite seafood. So I want to introduce her to my favorite yummy treatos.
My tooth really hurts. 2 years ago I was headed to my girlfriend's house and eating some caramel puff corn and it broke my back left molar. Then 3 months later another chunk broke off. Then 5 months after that another chunk broke off. So I've got one fourth of a tooth and now it's wiggly and really hurts.
I've had the hiccups quite a lot today.
I got a chance to finally see the quality of my haircut and it's... not good. The front is maybe 4 different lengths. I asked for a 0 on the sides and back but she didn't do it. The front half of the top of my head, the hair is awful and a trillion lengths. I'm gonna see if my neighbor can fix it. I'm not happy.
It's been a weird couple days. I wish we had a kitty.
My heart hurts. I feel kinda sad. I wanted to celebrate my birthday.
#CheckInWithMe #BackPain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement
#Birthday #holidazedandconfused

Yes I understand we have fruit flies. No I don't know where they're coming from. But fruit flies aren't the end of the world. It's not reason for stopping normal cleaning and taking care of me. This is what you want to get paid for so fucking do it and quit bitching. I'm trying to help but my pain is still so high and I can't stand for more than 10 minutes. I shouldn't be doing your chores. I'm paying for rent, electric, wifi, and half of the food. She has food stamps but when I asked her to please order groceries 5 days ago she was like I don't have enough money. I knew she had about 85 bucks but I didn't speak up.
When she moved in with me I told her she needs to pay 250 per month and she's gotta do dishes and clean. She hasn't had any money and I've paid for everything. And when we go to Canterbury village I'm the one paying. I have limited funds.
I'm so tired of being an adult human. I think today is a good day for puppy time. If you leave me biscuits and head scritches I'd be very happy.
#ChronicPain #BackPain #Bursitis #FemoralAcetabularImpingement