Femoral Acetabular Impingement

OMG my left hip is throbbing again. And my eyes...might as well be grapes at a wine stomping festival. I didn't sleep last night. I've been eating very poorly lately. I've been drinking IQ Joe instead of making myself a pot of coffee. Which is fine, it's strong coffee and it's toasted hazelnut flavor. It's delicious.
I have a big stash of coffee but I just got some special tea from August uncommon. And I want to have a tea party with my darling stupidhead wifey Pauley. I was thinking chicken salad sandwiches and biscotti and cinnamon tea for Pauley and pumpkin caramel rooibos tea for me. It's ridonkulously delicious. I think she might enjoy it.
I hate being home alone. I end up curled up in my bed with my blankie and lux my cow baby.
I am sweating quite a lot and I'm overheating. My psychiatrist thinks the sweating is being caused by my Zoloft so he reduced my dose. I guess my frequency of sweating has decreased. He said he wants to get me off Zoloft completely and increase my imipramine. I used to take 75mg of Zoloft and now I'm down to 50mg.
I'm gonna go lay down and meditate for a while...and other lies I tell myself.
#FemoralAcetabularImpingement #BackPain #Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #RheumatoidArthritis

The last 3 days have been rough.
I have no answers except for the negative of the pressure of the CSF. I'm waiting for test results from the biopsy of the CSF. My portal sent me an email saying there are test results but I can't access it.
I spent 7 hours in the hospital last night. I had incredibly horrible lumbar pain and both hips. They acknowledged how painful it was and hooked me up with muscle relaxer and a lidocaine patche on my lumbar. I was also very stoned during the appointment. None of my doctors had a problem with my being stoned. I ate half of a 400mg gummy. I knew what I was doing. But that didn't help me with the pain.
So as far as the pain yesterday morning, it was at 9. I waddled the best I could. But this pain is beyond manageable. My hips are waking up. The pain is at 7. But the lumbar pain has never had comfort. And right now that pain is at 8.5.
So that's current news. #lumbarpain
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The day of, there was some pain. But then the day after, my lumbar pain spiked to 9. I couldn't walk or stand. So we called 911 and we met them outside. The EMT with me was so nice. He's also a cop but he genuinely cared.
The pain is centered on my sciatic nerve. It feels like my hips are being ripped off. Knowing they hit my nerves accidentally... Yup.
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Every time I inhale my ribcage hurts and when I exhale my tummy pain spikes to 8. When that happens my eyes tear up and it's just annoying. My insides really don't feel good. The pain is ridonkulously high.
Someone drank all of my coffee.
#BackPain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement

I got sick about an hour ago. Now I've got really bad bubble guts. I feel so shaky and nauseous. I took a Norco, a Pepto, and 2 antidiarrheals. I also took half of a squirt of THC tincture. I feel like I'm being ripped apart. I'm hoping in about 45 minutes I feel better.
I'm listening to oingo boingo and Danny Elfman and happy hardcore and dark dubstep.
My tummy hurts so much. I don't want to move.
#BackPain #FemoralAcetabularImpingement
Picture of a dragon I started very early this morning. I'm trying to do a study on wings. I did the scale work 2 hours ago.

I haven't had tummy problems this bad in a while. I feel like my tummy is full of gremlins. I keep having sharp stabby pain in the left side of my tummy.
Constipation sucks so much. It hurts like hell. My GI doctor wants me to start eating dark leafy greens and other fiber rich veggies and fruit. I haven't gotten it yet.
So about 5 days ago I got an email saying it was from my bank. They said a suspicious charge was made. I didn't recognize it so I contacted my bank and they disabled the card and were sending me a new card within 7 days. I thought ok great... until the online services I pay for started kicking back for not being able to process. So I'm gonna have lots of late fees. Fun times.
#whenitrains #FemoralAcetabularImpingement
#Bursitis #Osteoarthritis #RheumatoidArthritis
In other news...
My current #coffeeadventure is interesting. I made salted caramel flavored coffee, added white chocolate toffee flavor cappuccino powder, almond milk and a splash of cinnamon roll flavored coffee creamer. I know it's a lot, but you gotta trust me, it's better than 7-Eleven cappuccino. All of the flavors balance out. It's silky smooth and delicious.
My current pain level is 7.5. But my lumbar doesn't hurt at all so I suppose it's not so bad. But the intermittent rolling gut pain sucks.