NeedALaugh

Auto-immune disease:

Because the only thing tough enough to kick my ass is me!

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Life can be heavy sometimes, so here's some short stories I found on Tumblr for anyone who needs a laugh right now:

... My mom ordered two different pizza from two different places because she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we has a Pizza Hut delivery guy and a Dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door, and the Dominos guys looks at the Pizza Hut guys and proceeds to sing "Why Can't We Be Friends?" while the pizza hurt guy just stares at him.

... so when I started my sociology course in college my teacher started us off with: "Well, I guess we have to do icebreakers. I'm Jon, and I fear bears. Because bears can run 30 miles per hour and the Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. That means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. Why would a bear be here? Because they can smell fear and I fear them."

... One time I saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich alone the beach and I don't know, he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but I saw him dying inside after realizing what just happened.

Share your funny stories for others who may #NeedALaugh right now.

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