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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie!#Humor #joke #Dadjoke #foodhumor #carrot #lol

Today I went to get my blood drawn. I take off my hoodie and feel something tubular and squishy in the pocket. So I reach in and what do I find? When I burshed my teeth I put the toothpaste in my pocket afterwords because THAT is where the toothpaste goes, my friend!🤣😂🤪
#BrainFog #FibroFog #MigraineBrainFog #funny #Humor #lol #CheerMeOn #whoops

× " So I Found Out That One Of My Co-worker's Is Jumping Ship Too.. And There's Also A Rumor That My Main Boss Might Leave Too.. And Then The Another Person ... Lol What An Effect Do I Have On People.. " × #AnUpdate ☆▪︎S.K.▪︎☆

Found this gem on Reddit:
What did one eye say to the other?
Between us something smells! #Humor #joke #Dadjoke #lol

× " Well That's Blown My Mind...Also I'm NOT Ready Yet Lol. But That's Very Interesting To See Though. There Are Alot Of Website's ". Ugh Now I'm More Curious... But I Bet That Some Of These Dating...Meeting...Friendship..Site's Are Maybe A Scam x Fake.#lol