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I have been asking Pauley to put what she wants from Meijer on the Instacart shopping list. She keeps saying she will. But she's plucking leg hair for hours instead. And lordt help me if I place the order without her stuff. So I'm just very frustrated. We're out of cheese. I'm out of hot dogs. I've got a box of pierogi's but for the life of me I can't boil water. I'm so hungry. All I've eaten today was 2 chicken and hummus taco thingies. I'm on my 3rd cup of coffee.

Speaking of which. I used the chocolate dipped toffee flavored coffee grounds and I added some raspberry chocolate grounds to it. The smell was amazing. I added some oatmeal cookie flavored coffee creamer and a squirt of sucralose. Holy fuzz balls it's... Words fail me. It's perfect. Chocolate's earthiness and sweetness, the tart yet sweet raspberry, butteriness from the toffee. Oh my goodness. *Fans self*

Pauley is going to attempt to boil me 4 pierogi's. I used to make them in my coffee pot. I know I love cooking for others but I hate cooking for just me.
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I'd do more for a cigarette than I would do for a Klondike bar.

When all my neighbors are out of cigarettes it's basically the end of the universe.

I want to walk to 7-Eleven but my hips are bad. If I trusted a neighbor with my debit card... but that's a bad idea.

I almost just barfed just now.

I don't have an appetite again. I had chicken strips for brunch and then I had a breakfast sandwich for lunch. I don't want to eat anything else.

Unless it were a donut with maple glaze and bacon. I'm a fat boy, gimme noms!

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I don’t have them often these were way too sour and not ready to eat yet 😅😅 my tastebuds are stinging by the sourness, but they look gorgeous that’s for sure.

Just love how unique they are, not sure if anyone else has noticed something small or big that they have liked in their day :) #Grattitude #fruit #random #cute

Has anyone tried out ChatGPT, the open AI Chatbot? I asked the software to "Explain the meaning of life like a redneck would," and this is what it gave me: #AI #random #Life

I have never really enjoyed going to the barbers. The small talk is irritating because I know it’s usually being done out of obligation and not interest.

So, seeing I don’t have a lot of hair, for several years now my Wife has cut my hair. I love it. Today was probably the most random location she has ever used to cut my hair. We are chilling at a beach house for awhile while we dream, plan and recover from the intense year 2022 was.

This photo is the view from the backyard of the house as it backs onto the beach. Some puzzled beach walkers seemed impressed. I sure was.