‘Twas a night with my M.S. as I limped through the house.
I lose my balance a lot so I walked near the couch.
The droop of my chest and my belly below,
Said I was further from young and closer to old.
The stockings were pinned to the mantel with care,
But one stocking was missing. I don’t know where.
“Don’t forget the cookies!” came a voice in my head.
They need to be covered before going to bed.
As I walked through the kitchen I heard several snaps,
The usual sound from my angry knee caps.
Then I tripped on my foot and dropped the cookie platter.
It bounced on the floor with loud metallic clatter.
Well I guess I was going just a little too fast.
In the morning I’ll just have to make a new batch.
I sat on my walker to assess my stubbed toe,
And looked at the cookies and crumbles below.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But the missing stocking behind a decorative reindeer.
I wish I were a little more steady and quick.
Then my arm muscle spasmed and the stocking got flicked!
But where did it go? Ah now I see.
I had aimed at the mantel but it landed at my feet.
I laughed when I saw it in spite of myself,
Then laid it next to my Elf on the Shelf.
I thought of the dinner I had already planned.
Sweet taters, salad, and a nice honey ham.
The family would be here tomorrow at three.
I clenched my kegals because I needed to pee!
I picked up speed as I dashed down the hall,
Saying ‘Don’t you dare pee! Don’t you dare fall!’
I made it in time- a miracle at that!
I looked in the mirror and gave my shoulder a Pat.
My health is very important to me so I checked my medicinal inventory:
If I ran out of meds it would be quite a shame,
So I reviewed what I had and I muttered their names.
I had Avonex, Baclofen, and vitamin D,
I had several anti inflammatories.
Aspirin, Dalfampridine, Aleve, and Naproxin,
Restless leg cream and Levothyroxine.
I had melatonin, magnesium too,
Even a laxative to help me go poo.
Then I brushed my teeth with one hand on the wall,
And continued my journey to the end of the hall.
I put on my pj’s and climbed into bed,
Then adjusted the pillow under my head,
And the one at my back and between my knees.
I had tried to relax, but again need to pee.
I forgot the twinkling lights on my roof!
I need to save money, so got up with an “Oof”
I flipped off the lights and looked up at the sky.
I have optic neuritis in my left eye.
Then I heard the scratching of one little paw.
My dog was after a cookie crumb she saw.
All that I needed was a sick little dog.
I picked up the crumb then had a nip of egg nog.
With so many goodies I was looking quite thick,
But not too bad for a disabled chick.
Everyone gets some joy and some strife.
I still felt quite lucky to have this life.
The lights and the nog had me feeling much merrier.
I gave a big kiss to my Jack Russel Terrier.
With people and pets to love, how lucky am I!
Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night!