‘Twas a Night With My M.S.
‘Twas a night with my MS as I limped through the house,
I lose my balance a lot so I walked near the couch.
The droop of my chest and my belly below,
Said I was further from young and closer to old.
Two stockings were pinned to the mantel with care.
The third was missing. I don’t know where.
“Don’t forget the cookies!” came a voice in my head,
They need to be covered before going to bed.
As I walked to the kitchen I heard several snaps,
The usual sound from my angry knee caps.
Then I tripped on my foot and dropped the cookie platter.
It bounced on the floor with loud metallic clatter.
Well, I guess I was going just a little too fast.
In the morning I’ll just have to make a new batch.
I sat on my walker to assess my stubbed toe,
Then picked up the cookies and crumbles below.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?
But the missing stocking behind a decorative reindeer!
I wished I were a little more steady and quick,
Then my arm muscle spasmed – the stocking got flicked!
But where did it go? Ah now I see.
I had aimed toward the mantel but it laid at my feet.
I laughed when I saw it in spite of myself.
Then laid it next to my Elf on the Shelf.
I thought of the dinner I had already planned,
Sweet taters, salad, a nice honey ham.
The family will be here tomorrow at 3:00.
I clenched my kegals ‘cause I needed to pee.
I picked up my speed as I dashed down the hall.
Saying “Don’t you dare pee! Don’t you dare fall!”
I made it in time! A miracle at that!
I smiled in the mirror and gave my shoulder a pat.
My health is very important to me.
So I checked my medicinal inventory:
If I ran out of meds it would be quite a shame.
I reviewed what I had and I muttered their names.
I had Avonex, Baclofen, and Vitamin D,
I had several anti-inflammatories.
Aspirin, Dalfampridine, Aleve, and Naproxen
Restless leg cream and Levothyroxine.
I had melatonin, magnesium, iron too,
Even a laxative to help me go poo.
Then I brushed my teeth with one hand on the wall.
Then continued my journey to the end of the hall.
I put on my pjs and climbed into bed,
Then adjusted the pillow under my head,
And the one at my back and between my knees,
I tried to relax, but again need to pee.
I forgot to turn off the twinkling lights on my roof.
I need to save money, so got up with an “Ooof”
I flipped off the lights and squinted up at the sky.
I had optic neuritis in my left eye.
But it’s much more cheery when the lights are on.
I said “Yes- I’m worth it!” flipped the switch back on.
Then I heard the scratching of one little paw.
My dog was after a Cookie crumb she saw.
All that I needed was a sick little dog.
I picked up the crumb then poured a nip of egg nog.
With so many goodies I’m looking quite thick,
But not too bad for disabled chick.
Everyone gets some joy and some strife.
I still felt quite lucky to have this life.
The lights and the nog had me feeling much merrier.
I gave a big kiss to my jack russel terrier.
And with people to love how lucky am I!
Happy holidays to all and to all a good night!